Eren :hey Jean
Jean :Wat is it jaeger
Eren : roses are red violets are blue Wat the hell happened to u
Jean :I'm not wasting my insults on someone so stupid
Eren :ok horse face 🐴
Jean : I think u would find I'm a merges-tic unicorn
Eren : ..........awesome
Today at 2:45
Eren :Jean I wasn't that drunk yesterday was I ?
Jean :when the intercom thing came on you dropped on your knees and screamed "THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!'"
Eren : ........cool
Jean ;yeah
Eren :what else did I do ?
Jean :u made mikasa throw vegetables at u why u tried to cut them with Brocken 3D manuver gear blade screaming "IM THE FRUIT NINJA"
Eren : amazing tell me more
Jean:then snook up on Levi and stated tickling him shouting "IM THE TICKLE MONSTER"he didn't laugh he just glared at u and then round housed kicked u
Eren : oh that explains why my side aces tell me more
Jeane-you and armin were trying on a load of homeless people's hats on and begging them to come to the bar with u for a pint one of them kicked armin and armin cried and kicked him back and u eren were commanding armin to become the next adolf hitler
and armin screamed back but I carnt grow facial hair
Eren -he he he he
Jean -it's not funny eren we had to take u to court
Eren -oh
Jean -u were so close to going in prison
Eren -ok I have heard enough
Eren leaves
