Danta Claus will Phil your stockings with the goods tonight

Its was the start of something new

Dan and phil went to the local starbucks. Once they got there , they bought a hamster and fucked. Then came baby dab.

Atfer that dil and t - bag fucked and had an abortion. Which was really sad. So dan got his lama plushy.

The hamster killed everyone by eating them. So everyone became a ghost apart from dan , who became a prostitute . Suddenly phil change from a ghost into a giant banana. And Dan as very happy prostitute licked his favourite Philana.

Atfer all that Dil said, Dan then devoured the banana, not knowing that the banana and Phil switched bodies, so in PINOF 8, Dan ate Phil instead of the banana, and the banana stole Phil's life.

Dan started craving for the blood of the banana people and skipped to bananavile and Starting kidnapping banana children and hiding them in his basement.

Then he combined them all together and made another banana Phil. And he went home and blended the banana phil to make a banana phil smoothie. Then he slowly and dramatically poured the blended banana Phil on his body while real Phil watched and listened to banana Phil scream.

The banana phil's scream resonated with all nearby bananas and they all came to life chanting "ATTACH DANIEL! ATTACK DANIEL!" and they made their way to the apartment.

Dan got attacked by an army of bananas. Phil decided to eat all the bananas, so dan join phil at eating a banana . They ate all the bananas until they felt sick. They began to throw up hamsters and decided to lick of each other faces.
While they have a Very banana smelling poop on the bath tub .
"You know, bananas used to not be my thing" Phil said.

THE END !