Bold = Janelle
Italic = Lola
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Hey.
Wassup guys!?
Ummm no one cares and I was talking
Lola I don't freaking care. I'm just excited to announce out new joint account—
Ew self promotion much? You gotta start out smooth. You sound like those ads that has like a woman driving her kids to soccer and she just turns to an invisible camera like 'get advil today. side effects include death.'
Boi. This is OUR book. If anything, I'm just stating the obvious you turd. Soooo like I was saying before I was so RUDELY interrupted, Lola and I made a joint account because.....well why did we make this account sis?
idk why you asking me? You made the email account.
Well YOU suggested it this morning when I barged into your room.
Well...uh...yo why'd you barge into my room like wut im—
Triggered? You always are fam. Stop it. Get some help. And we should probably stop here and save the juicy stuff for the future ;).
Bruh we didn't even tell them what this is about idiot.
*cleares throat and turns to invisible audience*
AIGHT SO LISTEN UP—
AYO LEMME DO DIS.
*takes microphone from behind her back like a damn magician*
WELCOME EVERYONE.
*crickets leave*
THIS OUR FIRST CHAPTER TO OUR RANDOM AF BOOK FILLED WITH EXPOSING *gasps* RANTS *wheezing* AND ETC *chokes cause of dry throat*
*janelle falls on floor laying there unconciously*
okayyyy anyway...welcome....and enjoy, i guess.
...is someone going to help janelle? no?
eh.
—with love, J & L
YOU ARE READING
Exposings | ✎
Random❝lola imma upload that ugly pic of you to wattpad...❞ ❝...janelle I legit have an entire folder filled with embarrassing pics of you...try me bish.❞ +++ exposes, rants, confessions, etc. by your favorite [not twins] sisters.
