It's 8:00 PM, you just got off work feeling exhausted. You open the door to your apartment and toss your keys on the counter and slump exhausted on the couch. Sleep. That is all you can think of. You stand up and proceed to walk to your bedroom and when you turn on the lights you see him, laying there and his slimy glory.
"Kermit... what are you doing here?" you ask in confusion.
"I uh got that divorce with Piggy, just like you wanted" he responded in a smooth voice.
"You... you finally left her... for me?"
"Do you need to see the divorce papers, baby?"
You stand in place, shocked that his love for you was strong enough for him to end his 5 year marriage, all for you. A tear rolls down your cheek. A tear of happiness? Possibly.
"Hey hey hey, baby," he croaks as he licks away your salty tears with his long tongue, "Why are you crying?"
A burning desire for his body lights up inside of you. You lunge at him, knocking him over onto the bed.
"It looks like you've still got it in you." He smiles
He presses his thin lips against yours and you are hungry for his green slimy c0ck. He squeezes your arse and unfastens your bra. He sits up and takes off your top and brassiere and you think to yourself 'How lucky am I that Kermy is always naked'.
You hop off his lap and practically tear of your jeans and panties. You're both bare and craving each others bodies. Without any warning, you jump on his lap once again and his fat green juicy C0ck slides into you.
Moans escape your lips as you savor the moment. You haven't felt him inside of you in a long time. He groans your name out loud, taken aback by the sudden penetration. You push his green furry chest back so he lies down and you get to work. You start jumping on his veiny dìçk and your moans mix with his. You can't help but feel like this is how things are supposed to be.
You're on edge and about to spill so you hop off and start to go to town on Kermits K0ck. You grasp it with your hands and take it all in your mouth. He tastes salty and sweet at the same time. He cry out your name, gasping for breath. For some reason, it feels like his c0ck belongs in your mouth. You feel some pre-cum dripping out so you quickly release him from your mouth and straddle him once again and go into overdrive. You're both grinding on each others warm, hot bodies and you are both on edge again.
"Kermit... I-I oh my...I'm gonna f*cking čûm!"
"Do it baby" he croaks.
Almost at once you both climax and he releases all his juices inside of you. You're both gasping for air like a marathon runner at the finish line.
"...Kermit... I-I love you." you manage to say.
"You don't know how long I've waited for you to say it back." He says.
"Why didn't you pull out, babe?" you say in realization."
"'Cause I'm crazy for you sweetie, and I want to be yours forever." He whispers as he embraces you in a warm slimy hug.
You lay there, next to the man you love who will soon become the father of your children.