Harry Potter texting (animals included)

Why earth?

Harry: Hey 👋🏻
Ron: Meow
Harry: R U OK?
Ron: Ca Ca
Harry: *tries not to laugh at the fact that Ron just said poopoo in Spanish* Hermione!!!!!
Hermione: Yes
Harry: what is wrong with Ron?
Ron: that isn't a nice question Harry
Hermione: I THOUGHT SOMETHING WAS REALLY WRONG YOU ARE SUCH AN ATTENTION HOG!!!!!
Harry: No No No I am serious!!!
Sirius: Rude
Harry: What is rude?
Sirius: you used my name not in pun form!
Harry: does everyone hate me?
Everyone except 1 person: YES!!!
Dobby: I don't hate you Harry Potter :)
Harry: *runs away to live with Dobby*
Luna: May I come 2?
Harry: Do you still like me?
Luna: Yes
Harry and Dobby: Sure!