Diddly Darn Chapter Ring-dingin' One! (here we go...)

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by technonet

by technonet

Purpley durpley and his new sidekick haylee the goldarn' bear cracker cake were walking down the slippin' street. Then porter robinson did a blackflip onto purpley durpley's car and drove off. Haylee and purpley durpley wERE SO UNBELIEVABLEE TROGGLED THAT THEY LITERALLY GRABBED HIS NECK BEFORE THE CAR WAS DRIVING.

Haylee and purpley were going at 3957984567 miles per hour {smecksy fast} and crashed into zim-zam the spaceman or something! Then purpley sayes "guys i thimk i have a concussion" and haylee and the driver ignored him and played "CAN YOU FEEL THE LOOVE TONIGHT" on full blast until purpley stabbed haylee. In agonizing pain, haylee mumbled... "N-Nooo... Mi... MI tORtAaaaa....." and then sprouted thomas the tank engine wings and flew off! Meanwhile, purpley durpley got a girlfriend or somethinh while all those darnin' dangin' dingin' dongin' fiddley diddley things were happenin'

Then purpley's girlfriend Bluey put on a gas mask and poiseeneed them all to death! Then Gaz was just in the corner of the car which was now a tank or something eating paper while robin hood was making out with his arrows. Then, out of nowhere... out.. Of.. nowhere/... OUT KOFG NOWHERE..... Kevin (YES THE FREAKING MINION) descended from heaven and told Blue in a soft tone... "You've been a very naughty gurl this year. EXPECT COAL BISH" THEN HE SHOVES COAL DOWN HER THROAT AND KILLS HER WHILE PURPLEY COMES BACK TO LIFE AND says "oh baby a triple" and then Purpley runs over his kid but doesn't really notice because hes too focused on the fact he came back to life. Plus, his kids a robot now bee-cause this is the second time he ran over his clinglin' kid. He notices the flippidy flickerin' diperin' strawberry sandwich trail and stops the car. "Oh all known laws of aviations, my robot kid is dead!" Some naked weaboo skeleton took her body and stripped her and wore her head.

Then Percy Jackson grew a beard and rolled over to purpley! He said, "Hey. What if our existences are all just a big joke and our emotions are just toys that supernatural creatures play with for their own amusement?" But Purpley was like "NAHHH" and he ate a cruddy cloddy corn dog. The dog that happened to be made out of corn screamed in agony, and chanted, "DENVER ZOO, DENVER ZOO, DENVER ZOOOOOOOO!!!!!111" aND THEN HE DIED. Purpley wanted his daughters alive (because now he has two. Why does he have two. WHY THE FU-) so he called his son and said "GET TO ONE OF THE THOUSANDS OF PIZZA PLACES, ONE WITH A BEAR, AND DESTROY ALL THE DIDDLY DARNIN' FLOCK MODDIN' SCRATCH BOT FURRIES" Thyun Wa the wolf farted and made a portal that sucked them all into another dimension but this time 87% more edgy! Then Foxy the Fooxin Pie Rat was like, "ugh im like so let down. My girlfriend wa just dumped me like ugh. Like whatever." Purpely Durpely told Purpely Durpely Who Now Has A Robot In Them But Not Anymore Bee-cause He Threw Them Up to beat the shootin' sheep paint outta Foxy and Robbie Rotten Also With Using Uneeded Capitalization. Purpely Durpely said "no" and Purpely Durpely said "DO ITTT" and Robbie Rotten the Robbie Robot said "no" a little quieter this time, and became a gold rabbit. Haylee x Robbie Rotten FOREVER.