This some how turns into a first person story but oh well.
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Tristian paused Persona 3 and felt tears starting to fall from his eyes. His stretched out his arm and slowly touched the screen of his computer. His fingers gently tapped Aigis's paralyzed face and he heard his tears drip onto his keyboard.
tap tap...
"Why don't girls like me," Tristian wailed. He slammed his fist into the wall behind him and ran his hands through his greasy blue faded hair.
He sat all alone in the darkness. He had a Frozen blanket wrapped around him and a mug of coffee in front of him.
"I wish... I wish my dream of losing my virginity came true," he whispered into the air.
He closed his eyes and hummed.
Suddenly he heard a light giggle coming from his computer. He shrugged it off and continued his emo sulking silently.
He felt a tug at his soft pale hand and he opened his eyes. It was Aigis! She smiled warmly at him, her cheeks lighting up with joy.
"Tris, I have waited for this moment all my life!" She gushed and yanked him into the other side of the screen.
Tristian gasped and looked around him. Deepthroat by Cupcakke started playing as rainbows and hearts floated around.
He pinched himself and realized this wasn't a dream.
Aigis grabbed his hand and squeezed lightly.
"Follow me, Tris," she said and pulled him into a black hole that suddenly appeared in front of them.
Tristian was hypnotized for he'd never been this intimidate with a girl before. The most he'd ever gotten this hot and steamy was when his mom gave birth to him. Other than that, he's been a prude all his life.
Prude in the streets, freak in the sheets.
The two walked into the black hole. The black hole closed behind them and they were suddenly whisked into an Italian restaurant.
They sat together at a table and Tristian stared at what they were wearing. He was wearing a black tuxedo with a red dripping rose in his pocket. Aigis was wearing a long, dark sleeveless dress with a beautiful flowing tail. She had a white rose in her hair and she giggled.
"Hello yes, what would you like to order," A Gay Whore suddenly appeared.
'Lyvy,' the name tag read.
"I would like to order ravioli, Tris over here would like lasagna and bread sticks," Aigis replied.
"Aight, what would you like to drink?"
"We would love wine."
"Aight," The waiter walked off to turn in our orders.
Tristian coughed and realized he was hella confused on how she knew what he wanted. Most of all, he was even more confused on how all of this happened. He blinked.
He knew the answer. A tear silently streamed down his face and he smiled gently.
"Thank you, Gay Ass," he whispered silently.
The waiter returned with their orders and placed them in front of them.
Aigis took a bite out of her ravioli and suddenly started coughing violently. She spat out her ravioli and looked furious.
"Waiter, there's a hair in my food!" She angrily quacked.
"Calm down mam, we'll resolve the diddly darn problem," Lyvy said casually.
"Ain't nobody got time for that," Aigis replied and reached over the table for a bread stick.
She gripped it firmly in her hands and whacked Lyvy's face.
Lyvy gasped and threw ravioli on Aigis. She grabbed my lasagna and slammed it on her also.
A single tear streamed down my face.
Aigis took another bread stick and whacked Lyvy out cold.
Aigis huffed and grabbed my hand. I was hella confused.
She blinked and the scenery changed into a bedroom...
My bedroom!
Aigis smirked and whipped me onto the bed. I gasped again and a fly entered into my mouth. I coughed and wheezed until Aigis whacked me from behind and the fly flew out.
"Time for hot sexy lesbian porn," She purred against my leg.
"Lesbian? But I'm a bo-," I started to say but was interrupted when Aigis ripped my shirt off and I looked down and noticed that I had boobs.
I squealed. My cheeks felt and hot and I wanted to die.
"No need to be shy," Aigis slithered towards my dick.
I shivered as she gripped my crotch. I felt pleasure but failed to hide it.
She smiled smugly and suddenly whipped out her 63 inch cock and slammed it in me.
I screamed and Gordon Ramsay appeared in front of me. He placed two pieces of bread against my face and said, "What are you?"
"An idiot sandwich," I cried.
He slapped me with eels and shoved them inside me. I jumped and suddenly woke up only to find that it was only a dream.
"Phew," I sighed, "That was wild 😂😂👌👅💦💦🍆🔥🔥💯💯," I laughed.
I stood up and felt something squishy move under my foot. I looked down and saw eels.
I screamed into the darkness.
