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Sex

This category is funny fanfic moments about sex aha (I think these are my funniest ones) I'll keep adding to this list when I think of more :) follow me @1dfanficbelike for more like these and follow my main acc @choconarrychips :) hope you enjoy and find this funny vote and comment byee :) xxx

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1."*Harry spills coffee on me

Harry: "I'm so sorry! Be my girlfriend?"

*has sex in Starbucks toilets"

Just no no no

2. "I woke and could still taste zayn's lips on my mouth"

Like wtf he's not food

3. "I melted under Harry's touch"

Thats not normal

Girl you need to see a doctor

4. "He thrusts sloppily in and out of me"

Just ew "sloppily" what is he thrusting into a yogurt pot?

5. "zayn had sex with another girl but he had sex with me after so I forgive him"

I give up I just why

6. 'he sucked my core''

''my sex was so wet''

"he touched my part"

why dont u just say vagina and not be an annoying shit

7. "Zayn entered me slowly"

What are you, a door?

8. "You taste so good "

DA FUK I'm not a dessert

9. "Louis's hand grazed the insides of my thighs"

so Louis's hand is now a farmyard animal?

10. "He thrusted his member into my core"

it's called vagina not an apple mate

11. "Liam ripped off my shirt and stared at the mountains on my chest."

Mountains?! Girl what the fuck are you on?!

12. "*bumps into Harry on the street* "Oh I'm sorry"

hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my address fuck me maybe <- pretty much sums up the fanfic