So hey guys I know many of you really just want to read Daddy Likes It when I'm Naughty, but I started writing that story in the 7th grade and I think I've grown as a writer so that's why I'm asking you to please give this book a shot. I will try to finish Daddy Likes it When I'm Naughty anyway cause I know people like it.
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Chapter 1: Strawberry and Champagne
Just keep swimming
Just keep swimming
Just keep swimming swimming swimming
What do we do?
We swim!
Dorian first realized entering this novelty shop was a bad idea when he saw the overplayed theme of steam and stripper lights flashing green, red, and blue against the leather walls.
"Uh, uh, uh, ah,ah, unce ,unce, unce"
The lively beat thumped throughout the store making the glass bongs in the shape of cocks rattle in the their display cases. Some were so big Dorian wondered how any one could hold the damn thing much less smoke from it, besides he was fairly sure the gigantic green one with purple balls was most definitely supposed to be the hulks dick.
The second thing that made him regret his decision in coming here was the vibrator that kept singing "Dory's" theme song every time he looked at it. The vibrator was actually in the shape of Dory and the little tail swished every time she sang to stimulate pleasure throughout the pussy.
Dorian got the joke. Really, he appreciated the clever pun the creators of the toy were trying to say. Ya know that old meme " swimming in the pussy like a fish" the one that kept getting reused but each time with a different rappers stupid face.
Dorian would have laughed, but Dorian couldn't laugh.
Because Dorian was losing his shit.
The major clue that proved Dorian was fucking dumb for being here was the fact that he wasn't alone. Oh, he was far from being alone in fact he was on a field trip.
With his church group.
They all packed in the the Catholic van that morning to take a field trip to mall to check out the new religious store that was supposed to a hip and happenin' joint for young, holy, teens, but if anyone asks Dorian he would've said the piece of shit store looked like hallmark and Jesus had a baby. But of course he would never actually say that.
Unless someone asked.
On the way to the "God is the true triple G" store the little adult boutique tucked far away in the corner of the mall caught his eye and being the smart little man he is he decided to ignore it until he saw the fucking sign taped on the fucking window of the fucking store.
EDIBLE PANTY SALE. 75% OFF ON ALL EDIBLE GARMENTS ENDS TODAY AT 2:00 pm
Then his addiction kicked in. He needed it right now. I mean right this fucking minute cause it was already 1:45 and mama wasn't bout to miss no sale. So he snuck off from the church group and dashed into the store with his head down, hoodie up, and heart hammering.
Come on! come on! don't tell me they sold out! He panicked until Bingo!he saw the object of his desire.
Strawberry and champagne thong only $12.00 on sale. So of coursed being the reasonable man he is Dorian said fuck it and grabbed handfuls and handfuls of the packages like he just lost his damn mind. The grandma holding nipple clamps was actually judging him right now, but he honestly couldn't give a damn cause he needed his fix. With about 10 pairs of panties in his arms he rushed to the cash register and dropped them on the counter while sweating profusely.
The poor little lady at the register actually had to take a second to register WHAT. THE FUCK.IS GOING ON. But she just silently shook her head and began bagging his items. Once she was done Dorian snatched his bags and slapped a Benjamin on the counter and ran like Satan escaped from that Hulk dick he saw earlier.
He sped into the men's bathroom and quickly closed the stall door just cherishing the fact that he made it. After his little moment was gone he took the time to eye what he bought. Ten pairs of sexy strawberry and champagne things all for himself. All his to do whatever the hell he wanted.
So he promptly ripped open the packages and started going to town on the underwear. He sobbed knowing he was such a fucking freak as he confined stuffing his mouth with the panties. One after the other.
He finished all ten pairs in ten minutes then went to the Jesus store to pray for his soul.
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So yeah I actually like this story and I hope you guys like it too! Please vote, comment, and all that jazz.
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