Ethan :)
Hey dawg
Sup cupcake
I had a dream about you last night ;)
Oooo really? Every time a girl tells me they had a dream about me, they have woken up with wet panties
WTF UGH TMI TMI!! Anyways..... it wasn't a dirty dream horny bastard
Oh well I'm not interested then
Come on Eth! It's not that boring
Fine.... spill
Ok so you can and picked me up from my house and we went to the beach. Once we got there it turned really dark and so we decided to go in for a late night dip
Hmm this does sound good
I was kind of scared to be in the water whilst it was dark so I hopped onto your back and you took me into the water with you. Then you stopped and Brough me so I was facing you
Oh shit
We looked into eachothers eyes and you started leaning in
THEN WHAT HAPPENED?!?!
And then.....
Yes.....
A shark came out of nowhere and are you. Then a dolphin came and picked me up and we went swimming into the darkness of the night. Thank you for listening
What the fuck Imogen. I was hoping for a better ending then that!
To be honest. So was I :(
Wait. Are we thinking of the same thing here?
I don't know, are we? What were you hoping for?
I was hoping that something ALOT better than me being eaten by a shark
Like what exactly?
Well you never know. We could have done anything. Maybe that you could have been eaten by a shark. Maybe that we kissed. I don't know
I'm sure you would like a taste of these lips horny bastard ;)
Indeed I would
You know what
You're such a tease
But I like you for that
Nawww Eth. You're going soft again
More like hard ;)
Oh my fucking god ETHAN!!
Do you have to turn everything into an innuendo?
Yes. Isn't that what 'fuckboys' do?
More than likely. Did you know I changed your contact name. Because after seeing the real you I realised it's not ok to judge a book by its cover
So what is it now. 'Horny E' 'Sexgod Ethan' ??
Don't get your hopes up. It's just 'Ethan :)'
Well cupcake, my contact name for you stays the same <3
What's with the heart?
That's how I am expressing my love for you cupcake
Because I love you
You're the one I want
OMG
You love me?1!?1!1
Ive been needing to tell you this for a little while now Eth....
I love you too
<3 You're my girlfriend now
<3 and you're my boyfriend
OK LETS FUCK
Ok you just ruined the 'moment'
Sorry to be a buzz kill. Ily tho
I'm sure you do
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HOLA AGAIN
If you're reading this.... thanks for reading
They finally confessed their love for eachother yayayay1!1!!1!2
PISS OFF LOL
OK BYE NOW
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