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--Chat log from 28th Nov 2016--

Automated Message: "Hello! You, our lucky vodaphone mobile customer has been randomly selected for the chance to win a selection of prizes. If you would like to know more please reply YES. If not, please reply NO"

Elliot: "What?"

Automated Message: "Hello! You, our lucky tesco mobile customer has been randomly selected for the chance to win a selection of prizes. If you would like to know more please reply YES. If not, please reply NO"

Elliot: "Uhh, sure YES"

Automated Message: "Wonderful, thank you. Please take five minutes to complete this short survey and he entered into a £5000 prize draw"

Elliot: "Uhm. Okay?"

Automated Message: "To continue, reply OK"

Elliot: "OK"

Automated Message: "Thank you, please answer the following questions, truthfully with YES or NO"

Elliot: "Right, uhm. Sure. Seems easy enough"

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Elliot: "Ohh, shit yeah. OK"

Automated Message: "What is you're name, please spell it out in block capitals"

Elliot: "E L L I O T, Elliot"

Automated Message: "If we have the need to contact you further, should we use this number to speak with you?"

Elliot: "YES"

Automated Message: "Are you above the legal age of 18?"

Elliot: "NO"

Automated Message: "Are you currently in education?"

Elliot: "YES"

Automated Message: "Do you often have issues with Vodaphone mobile?"

Elliot: "Uhm, NO. I guess not"

Automated Message: "Do you live alone?"

Elliot: "Uhh, okay that's a little weird. But NO"

Automated Message: "Are you in a relationship?"

Elliot: "I... uhh... NO"

Automated Message: "Were you recently in a relationship?"

Elliot: "What the fuck is this, it's not funny. If this is you Liam I swear to god"

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Elliot: "OK"

Automated Message: "You must answer the question before attempting to continue"

Elliot: "Whatever, YES. I guess"

Automated Message: "Is your home upgraded with the latest technology?"

Elliot: "What the heck kinda question... YES. I guess"

Automated Message: "Including surveillance and break in protection technology?"

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