Urie, Your Mine

Funny Buisness

   The bedroom was HUGE! It had chandelier, and a sofa set right right across a bed fit for a queen. Never thought a room with  creme walls and white pillars could be so concealed in a house like that smelled of beer and stale makeup.
"Wow" I gawked. We wandered a bit.
"WOW" tyler blurted and we saw he was holding a leather whip he found in one of the drawers, "you think petes dad used this on pete or on pete's mom" he snickered as josh attempted to take this out of his hands. Brendon saw me with eyes bright and childlike and grabbed my hips to kiss me. We went into deep kiss mode. Apparently, Tyler and josh noticed and decided to mess with us, they tiptoed their way out. They snickered out loud and just as we opened our eyes the door slammed shut.
"Maybe we shouldn't watch them this time!" Tyler mocked a conversation with josh, "yea, great idea ty, we can find a different room!" josh said extra loudly so we can hear from the other side. We heard them snicker away, "you guys are too cute!" Tyler's voice faded away.

     Silence grew and I looked at Brendon. We broke into laughter. "Do , do you maybe want to... i mean we don't have to if you don't want to" he scratched the back of his head. I kissed him. I looked around, the walls were clean, the air was cold and crisp, and the bedsheets looked like clouds. And in the moment I said ,"I want to"

He smiled and he led me to bed. He layed me down and I began to play with the hem of his shirt. And what seemed to be a moment of peace...

Suddenly, Pete barged in, and if you thought  he couldn't get any drunker, you're wrong. "FUNNY BUSINESS!" He yelped sloppily. Pointing to the sky, "funny business? This room? More like for fun and business..." he laughed at his own horrible joke that made no sense at all.

In a spit second Brendon and I rolled off the bed together to avoid being seen. He squinted "my god I am wasted.." he started to walk towards the bed and little did he know Brendon was on top of me holding my breath. Brendon saw Pete's tripping feet from under the bed. Trying to find out an escape, he spotted the whip tyler and josh dropped on the floor. He got on his knees peered a bit above the bed. He took the whip and threw it across the room like a grenade. Pete diverted to another corner of the room, "Whoa man, what was that.... some funny business?" He laughed again babbling to himself, and went over to check it out. Brendon took my hand and we swiftly made it out the room.

We ran through the house, swerving through people . We bumped into Tyler and josh making out against a door frame and laughed. They snapped out of it, "aw what happened, whips aren't your thing?" Tyler said still holding josh's face.

"You guys are mental" I said.

"Honey, I'm gay not mental" he winked. Pete appeared on top of the stairs mumbling again, Brendon tugged me and I waved goodbye and they both waved back. We raced to the door and stopped at the street in front of the driveway panting. I looked at the house, it was still thumping of party music and people hollering. Different colored lights and silhouettes in each window. Again, the craziest party I've been to. I took brendon's hand. He caught his breath,"I didn't want to do it in there anyway." He tugged my hand to our next adventure.