hacker | chae hyungwon [completed]

° 10

cheng jia yu:
taerin is triggered

chae hyungwon:
she readzoned me yesterday

chae hyungwon:

cheng jia yu:
same bednnsbrje

cheng jia yu:
she didn't like the fact
that you and i became
friends so she dropped me

chae hyungwon:
wtf

chae hyungwon:
did i just ruin your
best friendship bsnrbs

cheng jia yu:
nah it wasn't you

cheng jia yu:
it was her

chae hyungwon:
are u sure

cheng jia yu:
ya she was like OMG
U GUYS ARE IN LOVE
and i was like um no

chae hyungwon:
we literally met like
two weeks ago ?!-!:!2
and through facebook?.!!/

cheng jia yu:
rIGHT

chae hyungwon:
that's rly dumb wow

cheng jia yu:
yeah but she'll get over it

chae hyungwon:
you think she will??

cheng jia yu:
ya i'm pretty sure lol

chae hyungwon:
ok cool

cheng jia yu:
so what's poppin!!

chae hyungwon:
im making ravioli!!

cheng jia yu:
o damn u can cook

chae hyungwon:
no but i can microwave

cheng jia yu:
oh

cheng jia yu:
DUDE I HATE KIDS

chae hyungwon:
me too but why

cheng jia yu:
i was forced to babysit
my little cousin and she
started poking my dogs'
eyes until he bit her

chae hyungwon:
pOOR DOGGO

cheng jia yu:
yEah and she came
crying to me like SONG
JOONG KI BIT ME!!

cheng jia yu:
that's what u fucking
get for torturing my
dog u dumb ass bitch

chae hyungwon:
,,,,,song joong ki

chae hyungwon:
did u legit name your
dog song joong ki,,,,

cheng jia yu:

cheng jia yu:
u bet!!

chae hyungwon:
oh my god

chae hyungwon:
i hate kids too tho

chae hyungwon:
one time i had to watch
my dad's friend's son
while they went out to buy
some food but i didn't
pay attention to him

cheng jia yu:
lmao me

chae hyungwon:
i was chillen in the kitchen
until i hear a BOOM and
im like bitch what the fuck

cheng jia yu:
oh no what he do

chae hyungwon:
so i run to my room
and my bed is halfway
out the window

cheng jia yu:
wHAT

cheng jia yu:
WHAT DOES THAG MEAN

chae hyungwon:
HIS 7 YEAR OLD ASS
TRIED TO PUSH MY
BED OUTSID E MY
WINDOW

cheng jia yu:
OH YM GOD

chae hyungwon:
and that's why i hate kids

cheng jia yu:
i relate

cheng jia yu:
i only love animals

chae hyungwon:
i only love myself

cheng jia yu:
and jia yu!!

chae hyungwon:
jia yu only loves song
joong ki

cheng jia yu:
damn u rite
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a/n; i update so late iM SORRY im on break now tho so i'll be updating more often yeet