1. Sizzling, juicy kebabs

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I was late for my internship at the Kiosk. More specifically, Bob's Kiosk. The most lavish Kiosk in manhattan. Anyone who's anyone buy their kebabs from Bob's Kiosk. And I was the one responsible for scrubbing the smooth, mineral stained squatting toilets. I entered the Kiosk and there he was.. Bob. The infamous thousandaire with the most juicy kebabs in the district. I lifted my hand as if to wave but surprised him by penetrating his head with a bullet fired from a gun disguised as a pink elephant from the Disney™ movie Dumbo™ because why not.

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