Disclaimer: I've never played Neptunia...So keep that in mind, I'm just going off the little bit I know...
Once upon a time, there was a hot space chick with purple hair, and beautiful piercing eyes.You went to space and approached her.
"Hello, I like dicks" You told the beautiful space mistress.
"Oh how kind of you!~" The kawaii fucking weeaboo waifu daughter of another purple haired bitch replied.
You offered to take her out on a space date.She agreed and then you guys went back to Nep's house and had lé sex.
"Oh...oh...s-s-st...o!(Y/N)" Neptune said, in pleasure.
"Fuck you m8 Ima eat yo ass like a Garfield eats that Lozonia" You said, thrusting into the poor space alien female, harder, faster, and stronger.THEN YOU GUYS HAD NO CHILDREN BECAUSE NEP ABORTED THEM ALL THE END.