Mike the sloth was walking down the street after he had a HUGE business meeting. He was a lawyer and had many things to learn about how to be a lawyer. So after he started walking home and he saw something move and he thought well what's that? And so he walked over and found a baby sloth! It was a cute sloth with a red stripe down its back and spikes. He thought nothing of it so he took it home to take care of it. When he got home he thought he would be able to just give it regular food but he wouldn't eat it! So he tried giving it celery and he loved it!! All he would eat was celery celery celery. So one day mike got home from lawyering and he saw that the sloth was as big as him! He was confused at first then he realized he was going to be a giant sloth. He then named it "sherie the sloth" and the sloth became angry because he wanted to be a man and have a manly name. He got madder and madder by the minute and weeks later he grew 10x his regular tallness......
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ActionOne day a nice old sloth named mike was walking down the street... He saw a trash can move.... he looked behind it and saw a baby sloth with spikes on his head! He thought it was cute so he took it home to take care of..... keep reading to find out...
