One day a nice old sloth named mike was walking down the street...
He saw a trash can move.... he looked behind it and saw a baby sloth with spikes on his head! He thought it was cute so he took it home to take care of..... keep reading to find out...
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...The sloth was so big he was as big as the house! Every time he took a step he shook the earth. The citizens went crazy and called the police and even the swat team to come kill it but they didn't believe them...
"Hello this is 911 what is ur emergency today?"
"THERE IS A GIANT SLOTH TERRORIZING OUR TOWN"
"Um ma'an how many drinks have u had tonight?"
"IM TELLING THE TRUTH HELP US"
"Uh ok I will send a squad to check it out..."
*police come to wrecked city* "What happened here !!!!"
"We told you there was a huge sloth that came!"
"Are u sure this isn't a joke?"
"Yes omg"
Then the police called the swat and got them to come and try to find this sloth. When they arrived they realized that they were gonna need something bigger then the average gun to take it down... they would need an atom bomb *bum bum bummmmmmm* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *in the lab* "We need to make this bomb quick!!"
*lazy coworker* "bruhhh give me like 10 minutes I'm on break"
"GET UR LAZY ASS UP AND HELP"
*lazy coworker again* "ughhh fine lemme finish my pizza rolls"
