Undertale: The Power of Garlic Bread

Yeah, idk what to put here. Just read the damn story.

A.N
Yeah, this is just a little short story I wrote in class a while ago while I was bored shitless tbh so yeah thought I'd make it into... this.

Anyway, sit down, grab some food and enjoy whatever the fuck this is :)

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A murder has taken place. It turned out to be Flowey so the cops put handcuffs on his leaves to restrain him (not that it would fuckin help I mean he's a flower come on.) Anyway they took him to jail where his dear mlg friend Frisk was waiting, who got arrested for shoplifting Doritos and Mountain Dew. (Flowey is actually not mlg at all, he just killed people, how they both met is a fuckin mystery.)

Anyway Frisk was waiting with a Forever 21 gift card she had stolen so they both used it to break open their cells and out of jail and the cops didn't even notice a thing (yeah get rekt scrubs.) Despite the fact Flowey is not mlg, he was easily able to pull this off as we all have our inner mlg, Frisk just helped Flowey to embrace his. (He wondered how the gift card didn't snap, but ok)

After that, they used the gift card to buy new make up and clothes for each other (and yes Flowey wore some make up, while Frisk decided to buy a different jumper for a change lol) and after that the card was a useless piece of shit tbh so they traded it with someone who in exchange gave them lots of money (holy fuck they were loaded too) for Flowey and Frisk to buy many garlic bread loafs (much happiness.)

But then that person stopped being a pure fuckin dafty and realised that the gift card had already been used so the guy attempted to beat the shit out of Flowey with it and cut off his leaves, to no avail, but then they realised that Frisk and Flowey did indeed use the money for garlic bread and not just pointless shite. They had way more than expected too, as they were having a sale on garlic bread (or they may have gone shoplifting I'll let you decide.)

So after that, they all sat down outside with bottles of buckfast and the unbelievable amount of garlic bread (now they'll never get those beach bodies, but that's ok) and shared it out and they all became besties and lived happily ever after with the power of garlic bread.

The end.

Also Flowey was still wondering how the fuck the card didn't break. We will probably never know.