Once upon a time, long long ago while the three leader derks justin, beth, and nathan were celebrating derkmas out hunting for babies they encountered the clan caroling. The song they were singing was non-ither than the 12 days of clanmas. The clan was pretty wierded out and wanted to stop the derks from leading there army to kill and devour all the babies in malvern. Both sides lined up for what was to be the biggest war in the world . However beth and justin didnt know what to do, should they join there clan comerades or lead the derk army. Before they could decide justin was struck in the head by one on ryans butt hairs and he fell unconcious. JUSTIN!!! beth cried she ran away and hid behind a rock trying to decide which side would win, on the clan side there was ryan whoes special move was the booty he turns around lowers his garments and his butt hairs come alive and attacks everyone in sight. Aiden whoes special move was the beanie. He pulls it over his eyes and it takes over his body turning him into a super fighting force. Than was jon. His special move.... the power of oh. He screeches oh at the top of his lungs which shatters everyone within hearing range eardrums. Next caroline and molly they both use there voices to manipulate the listener and make them do what they want. Katie sings until the listeners get so annoyed they must chuck water bottles at her to stop. Sophie sends them embarrasing pictures until the laugh until they die. Kelly doesnt have powers she just stands there. But jane is the mastermind behind it all she has all the powers.
Story one ends with the clan introduced and justin fighting to stay alive stay tuned for the next series
