Bring me some Turkey

Hey guys,

This is a one shot my friend, Rachel, and I wrote. We wanted to see how badly we could write and if we could get it into any awards or competitions and such. This is the outcome. Hope you like it. Please vote for this story so we can test our theory. Also, we don't mean to insult anyone with this story, so if you take offence:

We're sorry and we didn't mean it.

Hope you enjoy :)

DREAM AS IF YOU LIVE FOR EVER, LIVE AS IF YOU DIE TODAY!!

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It was a boiling hot summer day and Sally was laying by the pool. She was so thirsty and too lazy to get up. She saw her drink near by, so she lent over her towel and grabbed for the drink. Sadly, she could not reach it. She let out frustrated noises, like grunts and groans. So she called out her boyfriends name, "Dylan, get me my drink, and make me a sandwich while you're at it." "but honey," he said. "you have a sandwich right next to you, along with a sparkling drink." "But I want another one, one that doesn't have ham in it. I hate ham. You know I hate ham"

Five Minutes Later

"I brought you your sandwich babe."

She took the plate from his hand. She took the top slice of bread off, and looked at the disgusting food that was found inside. "How dare you give me ham. I love turkey. I should dump your sorry ass right now. How could you? I bet if I had an affair with another man he would at least give me turkey." The next thing Dylan new, Sally had taken off the turkey, and thrown it at him, along with the drink. The impact caused him to land in the pool. After he came to the surface, he looked at Sally with his soaking wet hair, a cute look on his face. "Go make me another sandwich, this one with turkey in it. And don't get any water on the floor." Sally said. "Sure thing honey," Dylan said with an annoyed and angry expression on his face.

20 minutes later.

Since Dylan still hadn't returned, Sally got over her laziness and went to find him. Once she had gone inside, she found a note. Not knowing who it was from, she opened it and read it:

Dear Sally,

As a result of all your nagging and bossyness, I have decided to leave you. Yes, this means I am dumping you. I have decided to get back together with Paige, the girl I cheated on you with. She is a much better person than you and I don't know why I stayed around you so long. I left you a turkey sandwich and drink as I sign that I am over you, and never loved or liked you. I hope you live a miserable life without me. As a sign of my hate, I have attached a picture of me with my new girlfriend, and now current girlfriend, Paige. I am sure you can see how happy we are.

From your now ex-boyfriend,

Dylan

As Sally looked at the picture Dylan had left her, she started to realise how much of a mean person she was and decided to make a change. She started by volunteering at the old peoples home, then she voluntereed at an animal shelter, and lastly, she started helping out at the hospital. It is here, at the hospital, that she met her current boyfriend, David. 

She was sitting on the sun lounge, while David was swimming in the pool, she saw her drink near by, so she lent over her towel and grabbed for the drink. Sadly, she could not reach it. She let out a frustrated noises, like grunts and groans. So she called out her boyfriends name, "David, get me my drink, and make me a sandwich while you're at it...

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Okay, so this is the story we wrote. Hope you liked it and read any other storys I write, or my partner in crime, dreamingoflying.

Anyways, see you all next time :)