Dirk Gently x Reader (Holistic Partners in Crime)

Life as it should be....

(Ok!! Guys!! I've been watching Dirk Gently's holistic detective agency on Netflix and if you haven't then you've not seen the world yet! All I'm saying is its amazing!! Dirk is adorable and cute and probably the best character in the whole thing aside from Bart.... But nevermind!! In this its not Kat and Nova but if she likes it as I've asked her to watch it then she'll be added but it's not Kat in this one its (Y/N) so enjoy! 😉)

(Y/N)'s P.O.V.

I'm sitting in my bedroom right now listening to some music on my phone and drawing. It's one of the things that calms me down when I think I see something or feel like I'm going to have a fit. You see I have pyrokinesis and psychokinesis. Pyrokinesis is a superpower or in my mind a disease that allows you to set things on fire using your hands or your mind. 

It's usually triggered by something or it can happen at will. Mine happens at will although while I was being tested on in the black wing project certain things were triggered at certain times and they said other things could be unlocked with more testing but I managed to escape before that. Psychokinesis is basically the same thing but it's the power to move things without touching them with your mind.... I smiled and finished drawing the tiger as I painted the last bits of pink on its nose then hung it up. I tucked a bit of my (H/C) hair behind my ear and walked to the kitchen and saw someone climb the ladder outside the window to my living room. I smiled. I knew who it was. 

"Rough day Todd?" I said slightly louder than normal hanging out the window. He looked down at me and smiled awkwardly. "U-uh... Yeah j-just locked out my apartment yeah..." I laughed and he scratched the back of his neck nervously. "Well you have fun climbing in through your window and uhh... Don't fall you almost cut out the electrics last time!" He sighed and nodded. "Yeah... Sorry about that... I'll see if I can get you a movie or something as a sorry. I'm sure I have something upstairs..." I shook my head. "It's fine I said almost now hurry up your only in boxers and its freezing.... Don't you have work?" He nodded then started freaking out. "Oh shit!! You're right!! Sorry (Y/N) but I gotta go!" He stumbled up the ladder and fell through his window with a thump and I laughed and closed my window. "Geez... I don't think the T.V. will work now...." I sighed and tried the switch and as I thought it didn't work..... "Fuck...." I kicked it and got into my maid outfit to work at the Perriman Grand hotel with Todd. I shoved my hair into a bun and grabbed my bowtie and put some shoes on. I ran out my door grabbing my phone and bag and keys and headed to Todd's house and knocked on his door. It swung open and Todd ran out pulling me down the stairs and to the bus stop. We got on and the bus started. As it headed to the hotel I noticed a corgi walking along the pavement. Todd seemed to have noticed it as well because he looked at me confused. I just shrugged and we got off.

~At the Perriman Grand~

I was cleaning up in room 189 on the 18th floor when I heard a crash outside. I walked to the door and slowly wrapped my (S/C) hand around the silver doorknob and twisted it as quietly as I could and walked out to see Todd running down the corridor in a white fluffy jacket, jeans and an American t-shirt. He had a bruise on his eye. I also ran past but stopped and another man tried to pull me along. The other me just stared then walked up to me and put my lost red glasses on my face smiled and ran off with the other man and Todd. I waved and shouted "Thank you!" But they already left. I pushed the glasses onto my face. (sorry if you don't have glasses I do and I thought... The time machine bit! It's perfect.... 😈) I finished up the room and headed to the penthouse as I was told by my boss. I saw Todd outside the room and he picked something up. "Todd?" He turned round and when he saw me he smiled slightly. "Oh h-hey (Y/N)" I smiled and walked over. "I was told to clean this room why are you here?" He just shoved something in his pocket and spoke. "Mr. Pelliocious told me to check the room since they've had a 'do not disturb' sign since 2am yesterday...." I sighed. "Suspicious!" I looked at the floor at a lottery ticket and picked it up "Hm... here." I handed it to Todd and took a deep breath in and went to open the door and frowned.