Akatsuki One-Shots

Prayers (Hidan×ASATRU!Reader)

Lemon WARNING

I laid on my floor. I arched my back and my (h/c) spread across my floor. I stretched and my (f/c) crop top showed my (s/c) stomach. I smiled and my (e/c) eyes were almost closed. Today was my day off from working, and I was part of the Akatsuki. My Gods and Goddesses, specifically Goddess Idun, had granted me immortality. I closed my eyes and suddenly a huge scream rang throughout the empty base. Well....empty except for myself and Hidan. That damned Jashinist, always making such a ruckus in his worshipping. Mine, however, was quiet and peaceful.

I kneeled on my floor and gripped my Asatru pendant close. I took a deep breath and prayed to Odin.

Lo, there do I see my father,
Lo, there do I see my mother,
and my sisters-

A scream echoed once again through the halls, interrupting my prayer. I frowned, but calmed down.

Lo, there do I see my father,
Lo, there do I see my mother,
and my sisters, and my brothers,
Lo-

Another scream. I got up from my prayer and stormed out of my room. I went down the hall, my (h/c) hair streaming out behind me and my (e/c) eyes fierce. I went and pounded my fists on Hidan's door. He didn't answer and another scream came from his room. I growled and used a jutsu to unlock the door. I opened it and I froze once I opened the door.

Hidan was on his bed, naked. He was on his stomach, asleep. His TV was on in his room and on the screen was a pornographic view of a woman. I punched th screen, breaking his TV. Blood was everywhere, signaling to me that Hidan had prayed extra hard to his 'Jashin' God last night. I growled and looked at him.

The blankets of his bed covered his private regions, and the rest of him was open to the world. I had to admit, he was really hot.....and funny.....and literally perfect. I've known nights when I've prayed to Freyja, Viking Goddess of Love, to deem me lovable to the silver haired idiot.

I went to leave when he suddenly woke up. He got up and I blushed and covered my eyes.

"Hey! What he fuck?! What'd you do to my TV?!?" He snarled.

I heard him get up and move.

"I came by to ask you to be quieter so I could pray to Odin, when screaming interrupted me. I came in and found what lewd things you were watching. I made it stop," I stated.

"You fucking broke my TV, now how am I going to be entertained?! All for your stupid 'Odin'," he mocked.

I growled and took my hands away from my eyes. I found Hidan right in front of me. I poked a finger to his masculine chest and glared up at him.

"My Gods and Goddesses are plenty powerful, just you wait. Your 'Jashin-sama' will never compare," I growled.

"Don't you dare mock Jashin-sama!"

I suddenly felt something hard against my lower region. We both looked down and saw Hidan's hardened member against myself. I went to back up and he grabbed me by the shoulders.

"What in the name of the Old Ways are you doing?!" I growled.

"Getting my reward and consent," he snipped.

"For what?!" I snarled back.

"You broke my TV, I want something back. Now, for praying so much to Jashin-sama, I get my reward," he said bringing my into a harsh embrace.

"Huh?!" I exclaimed.

"I want to fuck you until you beleive in Jashin-sama and his ways~," he growled in my ear.