RANDOM CRAP I THINK ABOUT

My life

(Hey peeps. I'm alive and I am going to share with you some conversations that I've had recently. Let's begin!)

Pansexual
David: Bisexual
Me: what?
David: You're Bi
Me: No I'm not. Who told you that?
David: Well Bernie told me that you had a girlfriend.
Me: I do.
David: So you're bi?
Me: No, I'm pan.
David: What?
Me: Pansexual.
David: What is that?
Me: *Sighs* It means that I'm attracted to kitchen utensils.
David: What the fuck?
Me: Yeah. I'm always like: Mmmmm look at that pot. Damn!
David: *Laughs*
Me: Nah I'm joking. It means that I don't care what gender they identify as.
David: Boy girl. What else is there.
Me: *Tries to explain all the different possibilities*

(Ok that's that let's move on.)

The brush
Mom: *Looking for the brush*
Me: Did you find it yet?
Mom: *Finds brush* Yeah
Me: Great! Where was it?
Mom: In the closet, like most people these days...
Me:
Mom:
Me: Let's just do my hair now.

(My mom every body! Ok and I have one more.)

                         Gay book bag
Lucas: Natasha your book bag is so gay.
Me: What?
Lucas: Your book bag is gay.
Me: Well I like gay stuff. Like my girlfriend.
Lucas: YOU'RE LES?
Mayerlyn: No idiot she's bi.
Me: No I'm not.
Mayerlyn: Then what the heck are you?
                        *bell rings*
Me: *Walks out the classroom like a boss*

(Wait I have a bonus)

                               Bonus
Me: So Lucas called my book bag gay today. Like what? How is a book bag gay?
Demi: Your book bag is gay because it doesn't like purses, it likes other book bags.
Me: That was the smartest thing that you have ever said.

(So these are just some things that happen in my everyday life)