So Close... PARODY!!

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"He gazed at me, his eyes sad. "Why are you sad, Pepe?" I ask. "Because here come dat boi" he said back. "oH SHIT WADDU-"

Suddenly the book hit my face.

"What the duck!" I yelled as I fell out my chair. I look up at Katelyn and she looks at me.

And I look at her.

And she looks at me.

And I look at her.

And she looks at me.

"Why'd you do that Kate you know I wanna be a pro memester when I'm older!"

"I know, but you're always living and breathing memes. You never have time for me!!" She looks down, her face slowly morphing into the emo Pepe, then changing back.

Or maybe it's just that acid I got earlier idk.

"I know Kat, I just don't wanna be a nobody!" I whined.

"You're not a nobody to me!" She says.

"That's cause you're my bitch!" I said, hugging her. "Mmm your hair tastes good... Smells bad tho"

"Yours tastes good too" she said, biting mine.

"Now now don't do that. You know that makes my kitty purr" I said.

"I know" she said smiling as she walked off, swaying dat ass.