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a prequel

Okay everybody. This isn't a new chapter thingy. Actually this is a prequel to the second chapter of this book. You dont remember?

That time went Michael G. Clif**** die. *mourn*

Warning: this isnt funny. Idk why i even updated.
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Hi. My name is Luke ROBERT Hemmings. Yeah. That used-to-be blonde guy. Yeah. That guy who date the most beautiful girl ever, Azalea. I mean Arzala. Wait. Arza.. arza-- forget it.

Anyway, she had long nails that basically scratch everything. Sometimes I wonder if she's actually a girl or a cat.

Whooppsss. Its not about me duh.

It's about my bestest friend, Michael. I call him Michael, others called him Mikey. Fangirls called us Muke. Which makes me wanna puke. Okay, stop.

You might wonder how by the name of Jesus, Father and bunda Maria did he got crashed by a becak.

I too had no idea until I realise something.

We had just finish our concert. Michael's face got burnt but he's alright.

Then he took his phone and checked social media(s). Without any word, he stood up.

It's as if he got inspiration or sth like dat.

He ripped his shirt and ran crazily to the street. And he yelled.

"OM TELOLET OM! OM TELOLET OM! OM TELO---"

That was his last word before the becak came straight to him.

At least his last wish came true. Because right after he got crashed, the becak, car and bus 'telolet' to him.

THE. END.

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btw hbd to louis tomlinson. 25th. hope u can be a good daddy.

congrats to liam cause' he's planning to married his pregnant old girlfriend in 2017.

congrats to harry styles for ur movie.

congrats to niall for.... um. ur song, this town.

and to zayn. whose song will appeared in that porn bdsm film.

happy christmas eve.

and YAY, 2017 is coming. 2018 will also come. Wooooo~~~

Here's a picture of my prince coming ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓

And a picture of Stucky hints ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓

And Stony..... ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓

okay. I'll stop.