Normal People

Sunday Night

"Call me crazy."

"You're crazy. No, wait, you're insane."

"I don't care- and besides, what do you have to do on a Sunday night?"

"I don't know, study? Go to bed early? Have a normal life?"

"Hey, you chose to be my friend, remember?"

"Yes, I do remember, and that was not what happened."

"Close enough. Now, hurry up, or we'll be found out and you won't get into Harvard."

"Wow. Can't even recall my DREAM SCHOOL, THE ONE I TALK ABOUT EVERY DAY? It's Yale. And you suck."

"So sassy for a nerd. Now get up here!"

"Gosh, coming. I can't help it that you took those rock climbing lessons."

"Shut up. You know those were free. I like free stuff."

"Like our friendship... Really should start charging you for taking me places. Terrible places I might add."

"Your face is terrible."

"And so are your comebacks."

"Oh my gosh, guys, I'm so sad, my shrimpy BOY (definitely not a man) just roasted me while utterly failing to climb a 1 foot wall."

"So intelligent for a rebel."

"Caspian, I swear, I'll twist your arms off later because you of all people know how much I hate when my parents call me that- that- that terrible term. Call me emo or whatever but that word is no. Never again, Cas."

"Don't call me that."

"Aye aye, captain."

"Don't call me that either.. Please don't."

"Sorry Cas! Just need a better nickname for you. I can't believe your parents named you after a fictional character. That is so incredibly nerdy and well, like you."

"Cas?"

"Wow, way to drop the mic."

"That's not a mic- wait what the heck that's my phone! Hey! Hey! HEY GET BACK HERE TINY THIEF!"

"I was just robbed by a short blond boy similar to that Malfoy dude except with no swagger. What is my life? Why?"

"Can't handle this..."

"Hey, you know what? We're probably the sassiest people we know."

"You mean the CASsiest."

"I am done."

Hey guys how is your life? I decided to make this because I wanted to get all my sass out on paper and it takes too long to write anything but dialogue, so.. I hope you like this and if I get, say... 20 or 30 views by the end of this year I might even start updating more often. Yeah? YEAH???

Please vote on this story and comment what you think my little rebel's name should be! She's a girl, btw and will be Caspian's love interest, but if you want the rebel to be male, well, go ahead and say so.......................................................

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