Anime x Reader one-shots

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

Noiz and Puns: *roughhousing in the background*

Trip and Virus: *roughhousing in the background*

Aoba: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE-

Clear: *tackles*

Puns: OW, NOIZ!

Noiz: *shrugs* oops.

Puns: *turns to Aoba* AOBA!!!! NOIZ BIT MEH EAR! Q~Q

Noiz: oh shut up, snitch. *Continues roughhousing*

Koujaku: Alright, that's enough!

Everyone: *continues roughhousing*

Koujaku: *takes out scissors* DO I HAVE TO DO THIS THE HARD WAY???

Everyone: *sits on couch*

Noiz: *pins Puns to floor* ha I gotcha-

Koujaku: *snips a piece of Noiz's hair* you have no idea how long I've wanted to do that *grins*

Noiz: *stands up* WTF!!

Puns: *trips Noiz* GOTCHA BACK! *runs and sits on Aobas lap in cat form* (no PUNS intended)

Noiz: *growls irritatedly and sits next to Virus*

Aoba: *pets Puns* there's nothing but a little truth or dare wouldn't hurt.

Koujaku: Noiz can't even feel pain, that's plain out bullcrap.

Trip: shut up before I squish you, little ant.

Aoba: but the picker has to choose truth or dare for the chosen one.

Everyone: *nods* LETS DO DIS!

Virus: *snickers* hey Puns, why dontcha sit on Santa Virus' lap? *Pats lap*

Aoba: *holds Puns closer* Not. A. Chance. °^°

Koujaku: I'LL GO FIRST!

Aoba: SECOND!

Clear: THIRD!

Puns: FOUR-

Virus and Trip: *slaps hand over mouth* FOURTH!

Puns: *slap hands off mouth* FIFTH! *looks at Virus and Trip* I hate you guys.

Noiz: dammit, why am I always the last?!?! *flips table* ( /-_-)/

Virus and Trip: love you too, Puns! ^•^

Koujaku: I dare Clear to put on granny's apron butt naked again!

Clear: OKAY! *runs in kitchen*

Koujaku: wow.

Trip: what?

Koujaku: I didn't know he'd ACTUALLY DO IT!

Clear: *walks in* HI GUYS!

Aoba: *slaps hand over Puns' eyes* you can go and change back now, Clear.

Clear: yes Aoba-San! ^•^ *skips in kitchen and comes back WITH clothes on*

Aoba: I dare Koujaku to prank call a person of his choice!

Koujaku: okay....*Pulls phone out and takes a piece of paper out of pocket*

Puns: what's that?

Koujaku: not important. *Dials number*

Fan Girl: hello?

Koujaku: hello?

Fan Girl: who's this?