Bangtan Scenarios

60: { Interview #1 }

≤≤ Interview #1 ≤≤

Bruhang Otor: Good morning, good afternoon and good bye!! De joke!! Ahe... So welcome Ladies, Gentlemen, aliens at mga binabae sa ating first ever Interview dito sa Bangtan scenarios!! Emegerd!! I'm soooo eggggsoited!!! So now tawagin natin ang mga oh-so-sunog este oh-so-hot nating mga guest!! Baklang mga taga-south korea Pasok!!! Ahe ^.^

Syuga beb: Tangna mo Otor. Ma-milk tea ka sana =_=

MonMon: Uy Syub syub hyung tigil na... By the way guys we are the, Hana, Dul, Se-..... T-teka bakit ako lang yung nagsasalita guys?

Hobi: Kasi mukha ka daw badjao hahahaha *tawang kabayo*

MonMon: Ano connect?!

Hobi: Kagwapuhan ko

Kookie: 404 error not found

V: Disconnection

Bruhang Otor: Magsitigil kayo mga bata!!

Syuga beb: Di na kami mga bat-

Bruhang otor: Shush my child

Syuga beb: Pe-

Bruhang otor: shhhh

Princess jin: A-ano?

Bruhang otor: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

*After 10 years

Bruhang Otor: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ok so now tahimik na ang lahat maaari na nating simulan ang interview!!

Kookie/Pandejimin: U-umma T-T

Bruhang otor: Mwuahahahaha ok so now first question!! Bakit Suga ang pangalan ni Suga oppa? Eh mas bitter pa nga siya sa paa ni Hobi eh? Diba? Tyaka dapat pinangalan niyo nalang kay Suga ay Vinega or di kaya peppe pfffffttttt.... Hahahaha peppe!! Hahahahaha

Hobi: Hindi nama-

Bruhang Otor: Shhhhhhhhh

Hobi: T-T

Pandejimin: Uhm.... Kaya gano-

Bruhang Otor: Manahimik ka, hindi kita kausap

Pandejimin: Pak you T-T

Bruhang Otor: So bakit nga ba guys?

BTS: T-T

Bruhang Otor: Magsalita kayo!!

V: Jin hyung T-T h-help

MonMon: Uhm... Let me tell you a story.Once there was a cute, smol child named Suga. Suga hyung was once sweet. But then when holly, his dog left him for a dog named vivi, sehun's dog, he then changed. Suga hyung changed into a scary bitch, I mean witch. Ahing

Bruhang Otor: The story touched my heart T-T

V: Via what? Ahe

Bruhang Otor: *tingin ng masama kay V*

V: hhhhhhhhh hhhhhh hhhhhhhh T_T

Bruhang Otor: So ok.... Hanggang doon po nagtatapos ang isang walang kwentang interview!! Merry Christmas and a happy new year sa inyong lahat!! KamSarang!!

BTS: Huhuhu KamSarang T_T

Bruhang Otor: Shhhhh

BTS: T_T