Okay so I'm going to explain my theory on santa because Ash won't understand ;-;
Santa is a kinky bastard.
He had a naughty and nice list
Which he puts children on
He gives them toys and presents and candy if they're good
He gives them goal if they're bad.
Santa is also a stalker.
"He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good"
How does he know I pushed Timmy down at the playground?
BECAUSE HE'S A STALKER
He also uses the reindeer and slaves as elves.
So technically the grinch is saving Christmas from creepy santa.
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