ira sat in the bar, waiting for her friend nic to get out of the restroom. a creepy guy was flirting with her, making her uncomfortable.
"hey, i gotta go check on my friend." she says as she gets off of the barstool, walking towards the girls restroom. josh, a person who ira has never met, sees the creepy guy put what seems to be clear pills in her drink. he goes over to the man and spills the drink.
"what the hell do you think you're doing?! she left to check on her friend! why would you drug her just so she can be another notch in your bedpost?!" josh says after he punches the man in the nose. the man stood up, towering over josh. ira was nearby, witnessing the whole thing next to nic. the guy punches josh in the jaw and the nose.
"hey! stop! that's enough!" she says pulling them apart.
"now you sir, are a piece of scum. you can rot in hell." nic was surprised by ira's words, since ira hates cursing.
"nic, i'm going to take josh to our place to clean up, is that okay?" ira asks her best friend. nic nods.
"okay, but i'm going to either call or text you later to come pick me up." nic responds.
***timeskip***
"you got yourself hurt, didn't you?" ira chuckles. "why did you do it? i mean, why did you decide to defend me?"
"well, i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed."
"did you just quote smash mouth?"
"i guess i did."
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❝jake paulers unite 😘😘; JIRA❞
Short Story"i ain't the sharpest tool in the shed." or in which josh saves ira before a tragedy strikes. for @tiggerbroseph