Lams One Shots

Drunken Accidents

French Fry:
You guys are still coming right??

Herc:
We're waitin' at the bar for ya! Hurry up!!

"Come on, Alex!! You haven't even had a shower yet, and Mulligan and Laf are waiting on us! We had to be at the bar like 10 minutes ago!"

John's phone buzzed. Again.

Herc:
You guys aren't backing out are you? We've been here for like hours ok.

French Fry:
It hasn't been that long.

Herc:
It feels like it.

French Fry:
Je suis impatiente

Herc: ??I??????

Laurens laughed at the silly messages he was getting. Hamilton was slouched over in his bed, his eyes bloodshot and black from the lack of sleep. He hasn't heard a single thing. "Alex!" John snapped his fingers in front of the younger male, finally catching his attention. "What.." Alex's voice was groggy, his tired face being illuminated from the bright laptop. John closed the lid and sat in front of Alexander. "We need to get to the bar. Laf and Herc are waiting on us, y'know??"

"Nn.. I don't feel like it."
"You didn't sleep last night, did you?"
Alex shook his head slowly, blinking a couple times. He felt his eyelids growing heavy as they quickly closed. "Alex, no! You did this to yourself. You're taking a shower and getting ready, okay? We're not skipping out on our friends again."

Alex managed to get out of his bed. "Fine." He made his way to the shower and turned it on. John made his way to the bathroom as well, taking Alex into a loving embrace from behind. "You wanted me to hurry so badly, but this is only going to slow me down." You could hear the smirk in his voice. "I can tell you want this, huh? We're allowed to be fashionably late, yeah?"

"No. We're not. Not with those two." Alex laughed and turned to face John. He pecked his lips softly and slipped his shirt off. "Go on, John, get outta here." Laurens pouted and stared at Hamilton with puppy dog eyes. "Pleaaaaase." He whined. "Haha. I'm sorry. Maybe after we get back." John earned a wink from Alex as he shut the bathroom door.

After he was dressed and ready, the two set out for the bar. Laurens opened the door for Hamilton, smiling. "Such a gentleman, heh." He walked in, his lover trailing close behind. "HEY! YA MADE IT!" Mulligan yelled, two drinks occupying his hands. "Finalement!" Lafayette huffed in relief. "I thought you two would never make it. I was about to slap Mulligan."
Hercules pouted and drank both drinks in one swig. "I wasn't that bad.."
"Tch."

After 10 too many drinks, all of the boys were piss ass drunk. Except Alex. For now. "H-Hey, Alex~" Laurens purred, sprawling himself across Alex's lap. "Let's get outta here." He smiled, stumbling on his way out the door as he dragged Hamilton out. "J-Jack!" Alex sighed and followed John out to the woods. "Let's fuck." Alex's face went red. "J-John, no. I won't take advantage of you in this s—" He was cut off by Laurens pressing his lips against his own. "Mm, Laurens!" He pushed him off, John falling backwards in the process. "Ugh.." Alex helped him up and carried him home.

"Go to bed."
"Not unless you come in with me~" Laurens hummed, quickly and swiftly pulling Hamilton on top of him. "John! Please!"
"You proooooomiiiissseeeddd." He pouted, his bottom lip puffed out and trembling.
"No means no. I'm not taking advantage of you."
Laurens admired his sense of boundaries, but, boy, did he want him. Badly.

[ okay, i'm sorry for stopping it here, but i'll be working on the next part of this right after this goes up. i didnt wanna put too much on this one. especially when i have a lot planned in the next chapter. ]