Kuroo & Bokuto: *is playing around and causing a ruckus
Akaashi: *has been trying to focus on wrapping up the presents for the past 3 hours and has only gotten through half of them
Akaashi: Bokuto-san, Kuroo-san, can you please quiet do-
CRUSH
Akaashi: *is now staring at a beautifully wrapped present that was being crushed by the older owl's foot
Bokuto: Oh, shit! I am so sorry, Akaashi!!! *immediately takes his foot off of the destroyed gift
Kuroo: We didn't mean to do that, Akaashi! *apologizes profusely and offers to pay for the present until he was cut off by the setter's menacing glare
Akaashi: If you don't quiet the fuck down, I will shove a whole box of candy canes up your fucking assholes. Do you understand?
Kuroo & Bokuto: *nods their heads in agreement and fear
〔They quickly forgot about the threat and destroyed another present in under an hour. Akaashi is not one to forget promises, so they ended up in their shared bedroom tied up and gagged with a red ass stuffed with two boxes worth of candy canes and a mini vibrator.〕
