Puppyshipping Christmas Oneshot (ygotas)

Christmas Party

3rd POV

Skull waited in her recliner. Her phone went off with Sexy Back playing. "Hey Duke, the keys are under the presents."

Duke, Joey, and Serenity looked under the fake presents before finding the keys to Skull's house. They walked in and greeted her. "Hi Skull," Serenity smiled. "How was surgery?"

"I was asleep for most of it, but the staff thought I was more mature than most the adults they have to work with."

"Your so funny, Skull."

"I'm not joking. Oh, I have a book by Mark Crilley!" Skull smiled.

Sexy Back started playing, and it wasn't from a cell phone. "Who's Mark Crilley?"

There was silence until... "You're dead to me, Devlin. You're dead."

The door burst open to show the Deathshipping couple. "Did someone say 'dead'?"

"Hi Melvin, hi Ryou."

"Hello everyone, sorry we're late. Melvin wouldn't stop snogging me," Ryou smiled and blushed.

"British sayings are so weird," Melvin told him. "But I still love you Creampuff."

"I love you too, Melvin."

Joey did feel kinda jealous of the Deathshipping pair. Why can't he have someone like that? Well, not like Melvin, but someone to love him. "Nyeh, I want something to drink!"

"There's sodas and waters in the fridge."

"Thanks."

Joey went to grab some water, when the Kaiba brothers came in. "Remember to stay away from the mutt, Mokuba."

"Shut up Moneybags!"

"Mokuba, go get me a muzzle."

"Okay Seto."

"Everyone get in here!" Skull yelled smiling.

The guests all came in. During the time Joey was in the kitchen Thiefshipping and Puzzleshipping came along.

"What is it, Skull? Did something super special awesome happen?" Yugi asked.

"I just off the phone with my dad, I'm an aunt now!"

"Nyeh, how? I thought you only had a younger sibling," Joey questioned.

"You're dumber than I thought, Mutt."

"Not his fault, you didn't know that I have half brothers either!"

"Shut up, Skull!" Seto yelled and threw a card in her face, to which she put in her left cast.

"Go back to your things, Ryou and I are going to choose a Christmas movie." 

Melvin stuck by while they looked at things on Amazon and Netflix. The pharaoh was telling everyone the story of "How the Thief King Stole Slavemas". Yugi was day dreaming about Tea and The Dark Magican Girl. Tea and Mai were being sluts. Ishizu was predicting the future with her plot device. Florence was reading a book about knives. Odion was praying to the gummy bears. Marik was playing Bloodlines for his YouTube channel, Marik Plays. Tristan and Duke were fighting over Serenity. Rex and Weevil made fart jokes, with Skull joining in on some of them. Oh, and Zorc crashed the party before Skulls cats and dog chased him away.

"Hey, mutt!" Seto called to Joey. "Why don't you go associate with that Rottweiler?"

"Kaiba! Get my kitty!" Skull yelled. 

"I'll get it," Joey frowned. He picked up the fluff ball, and placed her on Skull's lap.

"Now, we're watching Santa Paws! We thought it would be good for Joey and Seto! It has dogs, and orphans!"

"I'm not a dog."

"Go on, remind me I'm adopted. At least my doctors didn't cut open my legs when I could have stretched them out."

"Okay, tendons aren't musculs, so they can't stretch. Also, I have ever since I was about 11 months old."

"Hehe, why don't we watch the Telly then," Ryou smiled. Melvin tickled him. "Melvin! Stop that!"

"Can't stop, doctor's orders."

Mokuba jumped onto the couch, and the others followed. "Hey big brother, isn't that mistletoe over you and Joey?"

"Shut up- wait, what?" The two boys looked up, and sure enough, the albino cat had hung mistletoe over them.

"Marik promised to give me back Brenda if I did this." Instead of kissing, Joey punched Seto and walked away. "Give me Brenda back."

"Merry Christmas, guys!" Slenderman popped in, and ate Mokuba.

"And they all lived happily ever ahfter!" Hank waved.

"Dad, what the frig are you doing here?"

"We're going home, Billy!"

Merry Late Christmas! I'm very tired via meds!