I HAVENT UPDATED IN LIKE 60 YEARS SORRY LMAOOO BUT HERES A SHITTY CHAPTER FOR YOU CUNTS, HAPPY FUCKING HANUKKAH
The panic! concert was just a few weeks away and Barry still didn't have a fucking job. Barry wanted nothing more than to see our lord and savior, Brendon Boyd Urie up close.
Barry had finally given up on finding the "right" job for himself because he knew he only had one passion. STRIPPING. Barry had a fat ass that would make even Donald Trump want to grab him by the pussy. Barry learned every dance move from his mom, because his dad was never really around,( Lowkey the reason he has daddy issues). Stripping for old white men who have an uncircumcised dick was definitely a talent. You have to be fit and bendy, which Barry already was ;).
The strip club Barry was applying to was called "In the House". It was pretty clever because when ever a "dancer" went on stage they would state their name and then "IN THE HOUSE".
Barry had already decided his name when he would go on stage. His name would be...
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