Excuse meChristmas special!

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Y/n pov
It was Christmas. I was so excited eeeeeek.I jumped on top of vroom vroom and I screamed at him to get up. We were walking down the stairs when you see reiji hitting shu with a frying pan and s/n crying her eyes out trying to talk to reiji. Heheheheheh.

I went straight to the living room and sat down waiting for everyone to turn up. So far shanty and kanato are the only ones here.. Me being me I was determined to find Liato and ayato. I went to what seemed to be the gym.I walked in and talked ayato from behind he sort of but my foot resulting in me kicking him. I helped him up and grabbed and brought him to the living room. He sat down and glared at his brothers. I was now searching for the pervert. I walked into a random room. I saw Liato lying on a bed when he saw me his mood changed from calm to flirty af. He came over walking like a fucking boss ass biatch. He ran his fingers through my hair whispering in my ear ," what soft hair you have, kanari-chan" he said in a sing songs voice. He pinned me to the wall and sniffed my neck then looked at me shocked ," why don't you smell ?" I took my Chance and grabbed his hend and pulled him down stairs to the room were the presents were.
He sat down and I went to the fighting scene.

Reiji and shu were in full battle mode with my sister trying to flirt with both of them. I walked up to the two now fighting on the ground and pulled reiji away from shu by his shoulders. He quickly turned around and hugged me, lifting me off the ground. My sister basically was becoming satan. She ran up to us at lightening speed and ripped reiji off me. I lifted shu on my shoulders and dumped him on the sofa. I went out to see Q reiki throwing my sisters suitcase at her. Hahahahahahahaha my life's work is complete.

I walked with reiji to the room with presents. We all were sitting down on the sofa while reiji and shu had a staring competition. I was getting pissed off so I found a price of wood and chucked it at reijis head. I missed he just stared at me and blinked. It is so fucking quiet. " A,B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z " I began to scream at the top of my lungs and felt a sharp pain spin the side of my head I turn round to see shu had hit me. This fucking dick head he will not hit me and get away with it. I stood up grabbed a pine cone from the Christmas tree and shoved it in his mouth he immediately tried to hit me again I felt another pain in my leg it was the stick I threw at reiji " You better fucking run, if you want to see again that is" I said as I pulled out my pocket knife getting the spork I walked up to reiji and tried to stab him in the eye but instead pierced him in his temple, " oops" I removed the spork and said sorry bowing down. He let my head. His nand was big.

I give everyone there presents and the all just gawked at how nice my raping skills were.
I started with shit oh I mean shu. I opened the terribly wrapped paper and saw a tiny small flamingo key ring. It was so cute I put it on my phone. I then opened reijis present and I looked at deodorant his temple was still bleeding so I left it. For now.
I then opened liatos present, the skirt and the top matched perfectly I was smiling to myself quietly like a sad loner. I then opened kanato said present and saw really nice sweets. A www he didn't give me a knif how sweet. I then opened ayato said present to me and saw the gloves and instantly hugged ayato he was a little shocked and did not hug me " I will beat you up with them, tank you" I then went to open subarachnoid present when there was a loud bang there was a brick though the window ayatollah read it out and it said ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dear neamhréireach súl de Sauron
If you value your "friends" meet me were the water runs dry the air is poison and sanity means nothing.
At once I thought you were maybe as heartless as me. I was wrong
~ghrian rí

I just sat up beside vroom vroom and pretended that ain't did not understand any of it. Oh but so much I understood

I felt two arms snake around me and a head plopped on my head and a head lying on my lap it was vroom vroom and shu. I sat in the same space for about two hours with shu and his pillow on my lap and me cuddling vroom vroom.







A/n Christmas eeeeek I hope you had a wonderful Christmas and a nice dinner my phone has stopped working and I have to do this on my iPad ugh :) merry Christmas everyone

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