The signs lost together

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Aries: "Maybe we should split up. Me and Gemini will go- *points at map at random* here."

Taurus: "Nah. I think I'll just stay here. Text me some updates."

Gemini: *sitting in the corner with an attitude*

Cancer: *crying* What are you guys DOING?? We'll never find our way."

Leo: "Everyone just chill. I'll use the map to find the way."

Virgo: "No need. I'll just use the GPS on my phone. *looks down* Welp, my phone is dead."

Libra: "I love our teamwork! This is going great!"

Scorpio: "Shut up Libra. We're in the middle of nowhere. I hate all of you."

Sagittarius: "Just enjoy the circumstances for right now. We'll make it out alive, probably"

Capricorn: "This is all your faults! If you'd would have listened to me, we wouldn't be stuck in this mess!"

Aquarius: "We should start planning ahead. We're going to get hungry at some point. We should take a vote on who we eat first. I vote Pisces."

Pisces: *Rocking back and forth and sobbing*


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