The one with Bellas gets a new roommate (The Pilot)

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Authors notes: Chloe and Beca Where Neighbors for years and they were best friends until their school years after that Chloe comes to Georgia to attend Barden university where she met Aubrey and other Bellas. Beca is younger than chloe and didn’t attend Barden University.

[Scene: Pitch Perfect Cafe, All the Bellas except Chloe are there.]

Aubrey: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!

Fat Amy: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!

Jessica: All right Amy, be nice. 

Stacie: So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?

Flo: Wait, does he eat chalk?

(They all stare, bemused.)

Flo: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!

Aubrey: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.

Stacie: Sounds like a date to me.

[Time Lapse]

Flo: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the desert, and I realize I am totally alone.

Lily (mummers audibly): Oh, yeah. Had that dream.

Flo: Then I look down, and I realize there's a chicken... there.

Ashley & Jessica: Instead of...?

Flo: That's right.

Emily: Never had that dream.

Cynthia: No.

Flo: All of a sudden, the tree starts to walk. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.

Aubrey: you just said you were alone?!

Flo: Finally, I figure I'd better running, and it turns out it's faster than me, which is very-very weird, because- I’m number one runner from wherever I came from!

Emily: From where you came, again?

Flo: No, that’s the secrete which dies with me.

[Time Lapse, Chloe has entered.]

Chloe: (mortified) Hi.

Stacie: That wasn’t a nice hi.

Aubrey: Are you okay, sweetie?

Chloe: I just feel like some wolf reached down my throat, grabbed my vocal chords, pulled it out of my throat and tied it around my neck...

Lily: Cookie?

Aubrey: (explaining to the others) She have nodes.

Ashley: Ohh.

Aubrey: (to Chloe) Let me get you some coffee.

Chloe: Thanks.

Fat Amy: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to rub her hands and brushed to chloe’s arms.)

Chloe: No, no don't! I don’t want your Confidence! No, just leave me alone, okay?

Fat Amy: Fine!  Be ‘un-confident’!

Chloe: I'll be fine, alright? I just have to remove them.

Emily: Really?

Chloe: No. I’m living with nodes. But I am a survivor. I just have to pull back, because I am limited. Because I have nodes.

Jessica: Chloe, this is horrible.

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