Author notes: So I'm gonna clarify some things hear Chloe and Aubrey both are of same age of 28, both are friends since they are in kindergarten, they grew up together, had same school, same class, same high school and now under same roof. They meet other Bellas in high school as they all belongs to a same Acapella group. Despite of how weird they all are in very different circumstances they loves each other. When Aubrey and Chloe were senior all other except Emily are freshers after they both graduated Bellas recruited Emily. They stayed in touch as they still were in same city soon after Bellas graduation they decided to share house and name it Bellas Residency. And for Beca, she and Chloe were friend since Beca was 12 and Chloe was 15 right after Beca shift to the next door of red head. When Beca's parents got into divorce she moved with her father soon lost a contact until now. So, age of Aubrey and Chloe is 28, other Bellas and Beca are of 25 and Emily is 22, doing her master's degree from same university. Also I would like to say some dialogue are same from friends but I did change some things here and there.
[Scene: Pitch perfect cafe, everyone but Aubrey is there.]
Aubrey: (entering) Hi guys!
All: Hey, Aubs! Hi!
Chloe: Hey. Oh, oh, how'd it go?
Aubrey: Um, not so good. He walked me to the subway and said 'We should do this again!'
All: Ohh. Ouch.
Beca: What? He said 'we should do it again', that's good, right?
Fat Amy: Uh, no. Loosely translated 'We should do this again' means 'You will never see me naked'.
Beca: Since when?
Ashley: Since always. It's like dating language. Y'know, like 'It's not you' means 'It is you'.
Aubrey: Or 'You're such a Pretty girl' means 'I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing jacket girl with ear monstrosities and heavy eye liners and complaining about them to you'. Which ain't gonna happen with you and you know why. ( smirk at Beca)
Jessica: Or, or, y'know, um, 'I think we should see other people' means 'Ha, ha, I already am'.
Stacie: Or 'I loved your jeans' means 'I want to get into your pants'.
Emily: Or 'You are a perfect' means 'But not for me'.
Beca: And everybody knows this?
Fat Amy: Yeah. You bitch.
Chloe: Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.
Flo: That's funny, that, no, because, uh, my parents actually did, uh, send our dog off to live on a farm.
Fat Amy: Uh, Flo.
Flo: What? Wh- hello?We had this unbelievable farm back side of our guests house, We even had white pony, and, and oh unicorns that he could chase and it was- it w- .....Oh my God, why are you looking at me like I'm a Crazy person.
Lily: I killed all unicorns from earth.
[Scene: Bellas Residency, Emily is in her room with all kind of smoke pots and cigarettes. She tried first smoke pot only for get into choking fits. Cynthia enters in her room few second before it.]
Cynthia: "So how does it feel knowing you're about to die?"
Emily: ( jumps from her seat and tried to hide all things before her in poor attempt ) Oh my god!!! Cynthia are you trying to kill me? What are you doing here?
Cynthia: Hey, what do you have? Let me take a look.
Emily: Nothing.
Cynthia: Okay. Keep up with your acting you need it when Chloe and Aubrey will know.
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Pitch perfect In Friends Style
ComédieIt's our beloved bellas life following friends story. This is my first story so be gentle with it. I didn't alter too much dialogues just a little here and there. Tell how you feel though. Have nice reading.
