instagram boys had taken over the internet with selfies and heart-fluttering captions, friendship between groups, and if namjoon could be honest, he fucking hate those kids. he knew from past mistakes to never flail over the community in internet, n...
namjoon felt like a pussy; but when he hears those words that shook his spine, he immediately close his eyes tightly- and breath in slow, steady gasps. "what do i do? my heart stings, i got ignored by my favorite hyung~" the other male besides him sighs, and when namjoon took a small peek, the boy was showing a cute grumpy pout, which turns into a mischevious grin once he saw namjoon's sneaky stare.
"i didn't know that joonie-hyung was in this major~" he hums, and honestly- if only namjoon's not that lazy to open his mouth (or even bother talking to the other) he would've respond the same. namjoon didn't even remember if he even gave the boy his name or not. and if he did, he would've told him to call him daddy- okay, namjoon, shut the fuck up. there were a few seconds spared before the younger speaks again, mouth visibly pouting in the corner of namjoon's eyes and he whines, "how long are you going to ignore me, hyung?"
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"until you learn how to shut the fuck up," he slumped his shoulders as jimin - oddly seems pleased - sigh in contend, "feisty, me likey." he smirks as he take his laptop from his bag to the table. namjoon didn't actually had time to view the population of the current room- and one he did, he notices all eyes was on jimin. he wondered why for a few seconds, but then again he remembered who the motherfucker was.
an assumedly "cute-ass motherfucker who's innocent as fuck, also precious please protect him" site model. first korean "ulzzang" to ever receive such amounts of followers for his first few posts.
oh god. all he wanted to do was to cringe. hereby will remind thee he fucking hates internet kids. it felt like the internet was divided with two types of people - actual fucking adults, and spoiled rich kids who makes money out of selfies. "hyung, don't you want to talk to me?"
he ignores him as he looked into his laptop, barely looking at the other as he speaks. again, manners, he may recall. "i'm pretty, famous, and i suck dicks for free. why don't you want to talk to me? i got everything."
"because- wait what?" he chokes once he registered his last few words before reaching the end of his first sentences, and jimin easily repeats, "i suck dicks for free. what? do you want to do it here?"
"no- fuck, what- you suck- wait- are you?" namjoon explodes into a pile of questions as his brain's capacity was overflowed with repeated questions, and jimin burst into laughter. namjoon was confused to see him chuckling (very, very attractively) and jimin smiles, "so that's how to get your attention? i'm joking, but don't worry- if oppa's interested, you could give me a call. you know my dorm room, right?"
shitty update bc yasss !!!!!!!!!! spring day ugh joon is so daddy on those pics
this has become parts, there is three of shorts, college au series
