Gravity Falls: Camp Mystery Camp

Enter the Mystery Camp

EVERYTHING seemed good in Gravity Falls after the end of Weirdmageddon and the defeat of Bill Cipher. But amidst the enactment of the 'Never Mind All That Law', a man spied on the processions in a nearby building.

He stood by the window and watched from afar, drawing out a phone from his jacket pocket, "Mayor Tyler did it; he thinks orders came from the president. The next phase Weirdmageddon can proceed."

THE RED alarm clock rang on Dipper's beside and he turned it off, jumping out of bed with vigour and walking up to the mirror. He saw his reflection and smiled to himself; he was taller now. He put on his clothes quickly and moved up to a calendar on the wall. On it was a circle with the words 'Gravity Falls' on it.

"It's the big day!"

Dipper moved closer to the mirror and squinted at his upper lip. A tiny moustache hair stood out and he grinned.

"The beard's coming in pretty nicely. This is perfect!"

Mabel's scream came from the hall along with her hasty footsteps as she burst into the room. "It's finally here!"

"We're going back to Gravity Falls!" The twins said together.

"I can't believe this day has finally arrived! I'm so excited!" Dipper said.

"Yeah. I can't wait to see my friends again. Grenda and Candy, ooh it's been so long!" Mabel said.

"Yeah and it'll be finally a good time to see Grunkle Ford and Stan again!" Dipper walked up to a desk, "I really hope they're back because there's a lot I wanna talk about."

Dipper picked up a journal from his cluttered desk and looked at it. It was Journal Number 4 with a pine on the cover and his handwriting in it. His eyes nearly popped from excitement when Mabel jerked him out of his daze.

"And I bet you wanna see a special someone," Mabel said.

Dipper turned to Mabel and saw the sly grin on her face, "Who?" He adjusted his hat.

"Oh, come on, you can't hide it from me! Who else have you been collecting all this cologne and have been calculating your height for?" Mabel gestured to his messy wardrobe which had several bottles of deodorants and sprays next to measuring tape. She raised her brow and pulled out a bottle. "Shaving cream? Seriously?"

"It is for the future." Dipper grabbed the bottle from her and shut the closet quickly, coughing uneasily.

"Come on, Dipper, there's nothing to be embarrassed about ... even though there totally is."

"Ugh! Mabel, don't you have someone else to talk to or something? I've got stuff to pack." Dipper walked past Mabel.

"I have no one to talk to." Mabel scoffed then drew out her phone, quickly looking for a message. "I mean, I'm so over Justin - I'm so over guys." She walked over to her bed. "In fact, I'm so over them, I'm going lesbian!" Dipper raised his brow and she whimpered. "Oh, why did he leave me!?" She cried hysterically, sliding down the wall in a heap.

"Oh, come on, Mabel, you don't need him." Dipper walked up to her.

"It's not him. I'm wondering if I'm the problem - why do they keep leaving me?"

"Who cares? Look, you don't need them."

"So, you're saying I should go lez?" Mabel raised her brow.

"Eh, if you want"

"That's gross, Dipper." She deadpanned.

Dipper sat beside her. "Look, it's summer and it's time for a fresh start; you don't need to cry over him."