KIDNAPPED BY ONE DIRECTION?!?

My last normal morning :(

Skylar's pov.

"MR.CUDDLES DONT U DARE TRY TO KILL CHERRY TOPS!" I ran towards mr.cuddles, whose holding a butcher knife running after CHEERY TOPS!!

"......i'm warning u, stop where you are"

Neither of them listened,well OF COURSE cherry tops won't stop I MEAN IF SOMEONE'S RUNNING AT U WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE I'm positive you won't stop.... Unless you want to die.

But i mean don't be selfish if you die others at the scene others have to clean up the dead body and I ain't feeling like picking up no one's body.

I broke out of my thought as the ground started to rumble, nothing ever goes wrong in candy land. So let's just act calm now, shall we?

"EARTHQUAKE! EVERY MAN FOR THEMSELVES!!"

THE WORLD'S GOING TO END.

I haven't even experienced life changing events!

I haven't been to a circus.

I haven't touched a butterfly (they always seem to fly away)

I haven't got my licenses yet.

I haven't travelled out of Australia

I haven't been to any concerts.

I haven't toilet papered the principal's place.

I hav-

"sky"

Did the ground just speak?

"..SKY"

OMG IT'S A MIRACLE!! It actually does speaks!

"GOD DAMMIT SKY WAKE UP!"

Huh?

My eyes flutter open trying to adjust to the blinding light. IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7! I just wished my eyes adjusted faster to see that in front of me was my mum holding a bucket full of ice water, I'll tell you how I know it's Icy because the next thing i know I'M SOAKED IN ICE WATER!

"MUM" i shrieked

"Yes honey" my mother replied in a calm manner like as if nothing happened, how could she act normal SHE SOAKED HER OWN BLOOD IN ICE WATER!

"WHAT THE FU-" i didn't get a chance to finish because i felt a sting on my arm.

"OWWWWW!" I yelped holding my arm.

"No cursing and be done in 5" my 'mother' scolded and just like that she walked out.

I hopped into the shower, plugging my iPod into the dock putting on trumpets by Jason Derulo, singing along as i cleansed my body and washed my hair. Wrapping a towel on my body and another around my hair into that 'style' that girls do (lol idk what its called). I got dressed for my morning run, snached my ipod from the dock and headed down.

As i walked into the kitchen i saw Agent Evil Banana on the floor, I tried to think of a creative way to get passed but somehow it always end up with a sound kind of like

*BANG*

*CRASH*

i held my head just to see if there was blood which THANK GOD there wasn't. I dusted myself and got up just as i thought i passed the evil little natures gift, i SLIPPED ON IT! I could see the mushed banana squirt in arms length. I mean missed it?!?........

IM A NINJA !

I grabbed some food to munch on, 3 toasts, 4 eggs, 2 glasses of breakfast orange juice, 6 bacon, 2 croissant, 1 sweet corn, some weet-bix, an apple and my french toast. HEY! Im a growing 17 year old girl! A girls gotta do what a girl gotta do and this girls gotta eat.