I went to the store the day after my friend said he was moving...he broke up with me since we didn't like long distance relationships...I walked down the isle and there I saw him...fluffing my bestie, in the middle of the isle. I walked up to them. Kicked my bestie and looked at my ex. "I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!"I stomped on him face, giving him a nose bleed. I ran to my only other bestie and ran insider his house. He wasn't home so I ran into his kitchen. I ran down the secret passage that only we knew about. I looked down and saw...my same bestie that fluffed my ex...stabbing him. I grabbed the chainsaw... And cut her in half. If I go...bad...IRL...and this happens...I WILL FLUFFING STAB YOU UNTIL THE ENTIRE FLOOR IS STAINED IN YOUR BLOOD!