late HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS!!!

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ME:HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS ANOTHER STUPID YEAR FOR US TO LIVE- I MEAN GREAT YEAR TO LIVE

Tony:IM HELDING A PARTY TONIGHT AND YOUR ALL INVITED!!!

Nat,me,steve,clint,bruce,and thor:YEAH!!

Loki:hurray...

Tony:show some enthusiasm Loki,besides BRING A PARTNER CAUSE I'LL GIVE MY EXTRA CREDIT CARD(WITH INfINITE MONEY OFCOURSE) TO THE BEST DRESSED PARTNERS!!

me:I wont bring a partner cause i will only come for food and the prize* proud face*

Tony:Nope,Nope,Nope! All guys in the team gather *grabs a tip hat writes my name and nat adds few paper with the name of jane,reader,pepper,*now everybody draw only one paper your not included clint bring your wife

All the guys except loki,and bruce and ateve:*grabs a paper* yes!!

Bruce:*grabs a paper**flushes red*i-i think this is  a bad idea

Steve:i think this is also a bad idea

Tony : nonsense! Loki draw* helds the tip hat near loki*

Loki: no

Tony:*grabs the last paper and stack it in lokis mouth runs out of the room*

Loki:*gags and spit it*Embecile!!!!!!

Me: ok readers we are having a party with tony-blah blah blah

Clint:*picks up the paper loki spitted**gasp*I SHIP IT!!!!

ME:what!? Why!?*looks at paper eyes went wide runs to the bathroom and gags*

Loki:Bitch.

Nat:your one hell of a bitch loki

Me:*already back in the room* no. No. No! Tony why did you bloody hell put my name in the paper!!?

Tony: cause im tony stark *strikes a pose*(Just kidding XD)

Me:curse your title!

Nat:Dont worry i'll enjoy to take care of you and the reader for the party *grins evilly*

Me:*grabs reader from the coffee table who is sleeping/reading and started to shake her*

You:wha what happened?

Me:*explains everything including nat going to take care of us*

You:*grabs me hand and runs to the nearest floor which is Steve's*

Nat:i'll go to the vents

Clint:I'll help you im a great makeup artist back when i was a kid

Tony:gay!!!!!.......

Loki:Tony you're gay in another timeline you kissed an artoney so you can escape prison

Jarvis:Mr stark i think that is what kids now say: BURN

Tony: shut it jarvis

~meanwhile in Steve's room~

Me: jarvis lock all the vents and doors that leds to the roon of steve

Jarvis: yes ms. Maegan

Me: dont call me that call me M

Jarvis:ok ms. M

Me: hey y/n why here in Steve's room

You:*blushes madly* no reason

Me:i know if some person is lying y/n and when you became the babysitter of all of those idiots i watched every movements and your personality because its my job to look after you from the security cameras

You:creep

Me: and im proud

*banging from the vents*

Me:shoot they're here!*grabs the heavy shield of cap.  And hides body under it not visible

You:*runs to steves closet and zips hereself inside of one of his coats*

Nat:come out come where ever you are~

Clint: dont worry it wont hurt~

Me:*prays to god not to get caught*

Clint:*smirks* oh i cant see our little author-chan anywhere~ * grabs shield and takles me*

Me:Noooooooo.!!!!!

Nat: welp i cant find y/n lets do you first Meg  it will take hours

Me:*whines about how stupid make up is*

You:* slowly climb to the air vents metal creaks rush inside and sigh closing the vent slowly* thank good ness *looks around and saw clint screams*

Clint: hi

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Time skip
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Me and you: this is ridiculous!

Nat:* tears up* my little babies have finally grown up

You:last time i remember you grew up

Me: why do i have to wear green can i wear purple?

Nat: no

Clint:cause pepper is wearing purple

Me: blue?

Clint: y/n is wearing one

Me: can we be both blue?

Clint:nope

You: why

Nat: no questions or punishement will aquire

Me:*grumbles*

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Me: pls kill me now

You:pls kill me too *blushes madly*

Me:part 2. Tom



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