If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas!
I'll be a Burger King you be a McDonald's. I'll have it my way and you'll be lovin' it.
Do I know you? Cause you look A LOT like my next girlfriend.
I'm no photographer. But I can picture us together!
Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
If beauty were a time, you'd be ETERNITY!
You're so sweet, you'd put Hershey's out of business.
Did the sun come up or you just smile at me?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
Are you on fire? Because you are smokin' hot!
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back!
Is your name Daniel. CAUSE DAMN!
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!
Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
Your lips look so lonely...Would they like to meet mine?
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
Sorry, I can't hold on... I've already fallen for you.
You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
You look like my mom!
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like!
Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? Because I'm feeling a connection!
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
She: I'm in a relationship | You: Let's talk about how we can get you out of that.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I'm brave enough to ask you out!
Your Face [Pause] I like that shit!
You know what's beautiful? Read the first word.
I should call you Google, because you have everything I'm looking for.
Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel.
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You're A Blessing
Your mom told me to say "Hi" to you.
I heard you're good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
You dropped something! [What?] Your smile .
I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
I don't believe in love at first sight, but I'm willing to make an exception in your case.
I don't really believe in love at first sight, until I saw you.
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. [Why?] Because I'd always miss you.
You know how I got these guns? [Point to biceps] Lifting children out of poverty.
You really shouldn't wear makeup. You're messing with perfection!
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
You can't be my first, but you could be my next.
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
