Mohammad Pitt is a curvy, ugly and giving fishmonger from Europe. His life is going nowhere until he meets Maureen Greenway, a puny, sexy woman with a passion for making birthday cards.
Mohammad takes an instant disliking to Maureen and the callous and stupid ways she learnt during her years in Ireland.
However, when a thug tries to frame Mohammad, Maureen springs to the rescue. Mohammad begins to notices that Maureen is actually rather generous at heart.
But, the pressures of Maureen's job as a housekeeper leave her blind to Mohammad's affections and Mohammad takes up hiking to try an distract herself.
Finally, when hungry lawyer, Ruth Duling, threatens to come between them, Maureen has to act fast. But will they ever find the hot love that they deserve?
