Twenty-seven ways to get kicked out of the bus (Just because some of us were born awesome)
-By InsAneShoes
1# Say ‘hello’ to the person you’re sitting next to and if they say ‘hello’ back, reply: “No, I wasn’t talking to you. I was reading that sign outside”
2# Smile awkwardly at the person.
3# Cough out “you’re ugly”
4# Start singing “I’ve got the moves like Jagger” then jump off your sit and shake your shoulders towards the person.
5# after that, Stop and say: "thank you… thank you very much" in an Elvis Presley voice.
6# Lean closer to the person near you and tell them: “that was dedicated to you” then wink.
7# Ask if they have gum and if they nod (or even if they don’t) just stand up and shout out loud like it’s the end of the world: “This person here has gum!” or “This person here has NO gum!” while pointing at them.
8# Calm down and act cool while placing your hand behind their head.
9# Laugh like you’ve lost your mind.
10# Stare at the person with wide eyes.
11# Say “you’ve got something in your eye”
12# Fall asleep onto the person’s shoulder and if they suddenly wake you up, gasp and look out the window shouting: “Flying pig!”
13# Pretend you caught something with your bare hand while leaning closer to the person. Ask if they wanna see it. If they do, open your hand and say: “It was only… air”
14# Inhale the air and ask if they can smell that too, then tell them “I farted”
15# Jump excitedly.
16# Shake your body closer to the person with a grin placed upon your face.
17# Take your phone out and ask if you could take a picture together. If they allow, lean in and take the pic.
18# Thank them later while sitting back to your comfortable position. Look at the picture and start drawing on the person’s face.
19# Once you’re satisfied with it, laugh while showing the person your master piece.
20# Sit silent all of a sudden without moving a muscle.
21# Talk in a robot tone.
22# Tell that person: “Seriously, if I had a world of my own, I want everyone to be ponies! And they can only eat rainbows and poop butterflies!” Smile at that.
23# Ask in a way that everyone can hear you: “Did you know that Voldemort’s nose is flat because I went backstage and punched it?”
24# Take out a pen and a sticky note while writing: “Donkey Kong is back in business people!” then secretly stick it onto the person’s back.
25# Press your fingers together like a gun and pretend to shoot that person.
(Apparently the person is highly annoyed with you so they get the securities to kick you out of the bus)
26# Start screaming over your lungs towards the securities including the person you annoyed with your awesome sense of humour: “You will never take me alive!”
27# Clap happily for you have succeeded your new routine.
