Star Trek One-Shots {REQUESTS CLOSED}

Requests (song dedicated to @Stargirlhorse)

To the tune of sail:

I got no requests

Carly's got me writing smut

Blame it all on Carly-y yeah

Du du du du du du du du du du du

Carly why you do this now

I can't seem to write anything

Blame it all on Carly-y yeah

Du du du du du du du du du du du

Star
Du du du du du du du du du du du
Girl
Du du du du du du du du du du du
Horse
Du du du du du du du du du du du

(Change song to tune of viva la Vida)

I use to haaaaave requests

Would write them day, annnd night

Now it's Caaaarrly's fault

She asked me to do smut

*instrumental part*

When iiiiii did smut

I scared away, a lot of readers

It wasn't good aaaaat all

So bye bye to my readers

One minute I had readers

Then the smut rained on in

The crew of the eeennnterprise

Looks down upon my face with cringe

Carly I don't mean tooo offend you

But the smut, was a little much

It scared of all my reeaders

Now I have no requests

For some reason I can't explain

My mind cannot smut

Never a smut again

My mind cannot handle it

(Tune: Dear future husband)

Dear future readers

Here's a few things you need to know if

You're gonna survive, all my books

Everyday

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I didn't want to smut

But Carly told me to

And AdelineCarney she also told me to

Smut is really hard

my mind is ruined

No requests

No no requests

You gotta know writing smut makes me crazy

Don't ask me to do it again

It's not going to be alright

(Tune: Deamons)

When the day has come

That my book has died

It's because of, chapter 59

I did some smut

On a dare

And my readers fled at the sight of it

I cannot write a smut

Even if it is Jim Kirk

He's really hot

But I'm too young for this

No matter what I do

That one smut still haunts me

I cannot hide the truth

I cannot hide the truth

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XD LOVE YOU CARLY

REQUESTS WOULD BE APPRECIATED

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