This rap is dedicated to @CockTease because she requested me to write a rap about being forever young. Sorry it's not long /: enjoy
Being forever young is something I strive
Because if you grow up you're no longer alive
Party all day, party all fucking night
No one gets you down, unless they wanna fight
Spend your evening in jail, seems legit right?
Maybe not so great, but think of the after math!
But fuck it! I could be a sociopath
Sitting here typing because I have no life
And maybe that's something I don't want, a wife
Hah being young for eternity, sounds about right
Now I'll show you the such big hype
No worries about jobs, parents for money
Sex every night, baby or honey?
Which do you prefer? Or even slut!
Sitting in class, getting away with a fart
Fuck the rules and attitude, bad as can be
Get with them girls that are oh so feisty
Breaking the law is something on my agenda
Then we can spread rumours, propaganda
Wink face hash tag all teens seems to do
Fuck it I'll leave the door open, I'm taken a poo!
Ya see I have no worries about anything
It's something I'm good at, never worrying
Ahh that is funny, I actually worry a lot
Especially when the pigs rolls up while I'm smoking pot
Shit out the door I go in such a hurry
The night before, it's so fucking fuzzy
Not from the weed but the alcohol too
Fuck it my face is turning blue
Head in the bucket, spewing all day
Now listening to this, what do ya got to say?
I don't want to be young forever, that's a final fact
Because I'd actually like to keep my damn head in tact