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me: fuck u derek

derekluh: nah, i'd rather have that chick from last night do it again.

me: u mean my cousin?

derekluh: yup.

me: well, guess what? she's married :) oh, and her husband is like 6 feet tall, hella ripped and is kinda a professional fighter :)

skatemaloley: run d, run.

jackgilinsky: ha derek, you've done fucked.

ariaaana: i hope al puts u in a hospital

bbyg_riss: d00d, im wit al and she's super fucking pissed... 
bbyg_riss: damn it, she punched the wall... again.

ariaaana: i'm omw

jswazz: that dude is gonna kill u and ima b there wit popcorn, weed, alcohol and oh yes, worldstar.

derekluh: thanks for having my back guys, i rlly appreciate it :)

me: my fist hurts, but not as much as ur face is after i'm done wit it! 

dillonrupp: save me a seat for front row!

jackjohnson: okay then :/

tez: WAIT FOR ME! NIGGAS DONT START THE FIGHT WITOUT THE COLORFUL SPOKESPERSON!

me: oh & mike is gonna kick ur ass to, i jus got off the phone wit him and he's pretty pissed. oh and itzania is saying u took advantage of her? 

jswazz: u raped her?!?!?!

derekluh: she's lying! i didnt, she came onto me.

me: haha, thats what they all fucking say bitch. now, tell the truth or ima ruin ur face. either way, ima still ruin ur face :)

derekluh: okay, yall dumb. she was drunk, i was tipsy. it was a one night stand on which WE agreed on.

me: k, im coming over. better have the ambulance ready.

derekluh: oh boy.

me: yeah, this is what happens when u fuck wit MY family.


haha, i'm so sick of this fucking app.

u know the routine, do it or ima take down the book

-ali


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