I just love my job!! "Hey where'd she go!?" One of the burglars says. "Over here, wait now I'm over here, no wait where am I?" I tease the burglars by disappearing and reapearing in different places. "Ugh she's killing me! Just shoot whenever you see..." "Oops seems he's not able to function correctly." I say slitting one of their throats.
"Ok last chance hand me the money or you'll look just like your friend over there." I say. "L-Look lady, we don't want any trouble." One says. "Y-Yeah whoever you are.... We don't want trouble." The other one says. "Listen carefully, the name's Deadpool and hand me the money or there will be trouble." I say.
{To readers}
"To be honest, I just want to get this over with so I can see my crush."
{Back to reality}
"I'll take it from here Deadpool." I hear an all to familiar voice say. 'It couldn't be.' "Who are you hotstuff?" I ask. "I'm already in love with someone, so back off. And the name is Spidergirl." She says. "Well why are you taking my job? I already like someone and you sound just like her." I say. "I do? Well come to think of it you sound just like my crush." She says. I smile.
"Why don't you tell your crush you like them?" She asks. "Because she's dating some idiot named Jesse and there's no doubt that she's not a lesbian." I say frowning. "My crush isn't dating anyone I'm just to afraid to tell her." She said hanging her head in sadness. "Aww, well let's wrap this up ladies so we can leave." One of the men said before i shot him in the head. "Let's both ask them the next time we see them, deal?" I say. I extend my arm. "Deal." She says shaking it.
(later that day)
I start to walk home my mask in my backpack and my suit under my clothes. "Hey cutie." I hear a man say. "Ew get away from me, creep." I say. He doesn't give up, he grabs my arm and pulls me towards him. "Let me go you freak!" I shout. Next thing I know a web is hurled at his face and he's knocked to the ground. "Are you ok miss?" I hear a female ask.
"Yeah, thanks." I reply. I look up and see Spidergirl hanging upside down from a web on the lamppost above me. 'Omg Chlo this is the girl who told you to ask Beca out, what should i do?' "Hey I'm Chloe, nice to meet you." I smile. She drops down and I notice she's around two inches shorter than me. "Well, I'm Spidergirl. And it's nice to meet you too." She smiles. "You look a lot like my crush and your voice sounds a lot like this girls I met earlier today." She says. "Well your voice reminds me of my crush." I respond.
"What's your crushes name, I promise I won't tell." She says. "First you have to tell me yours." I persist. "Fine. Her name is Chloe." "Hey that's my name! Cool! My crush's name is Beca, she's really nice and she loves music. I wrote a song for her and I was going to sing it tonight at a party we are going to." I say. "Wait is her last name Mitchell?" She asks. "Yeah, whyyyyyyyyy!" I say as we fly through the air on one of her webs.
We end up in an alley way when she finally sets me down. "Why did you take me here?" I ask. She moves up her mask a little and then she kisses me! She unbuttons my shirt only to find my Deadpool outfit underneath. She lifts her mask up to reveal....
Ha cliffhanger.
